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I always considered Pink a him in the same way Bugs Bunny is a him.

EXTREMELY bisexual trickster god.

Quick poll, only for Spanish and other romance-language speakers (a more general one will come next)

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You mean the UN Peacekeepers?

Interpol has the biggest gulf between effectiveness in fiction versus reality bc in fiction Interpol agents are stock characters and irl they do not exist

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Stairs that kill you coming and going. Railing? What's that? Wouldn't want anything like safety to interfere with ~aesthetic~

Walking across the room? CLONK you've given yourself a concussion slamming into a face-level plank hovering in space.

Submitted by cholgamer- death stairs in a home they were staging. Look at where the railing is. Maybe it's aesthetically undesirable to bring it down to the bottom?

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Okay this is kind of cool.

I just did a Google search for "impact font" and the results all came back in Impact. I didn't ask for that, it just did it.

And Comic Sans! I think it works for any font??

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A Young Daughter of the Picts, Steph Wilson

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Bill Braun creates paintings that look like construction paper!

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Bright red sky after a storm when I was working at Walmart a few years ago. Still one of my favorite pictures

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maybe I'll get killed soon cause I earned it

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Not just dead, but incinerated. Vaporized. The surface of the sun is like 10000 F.

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Wilderness from my new book Faraway Dreaming. 🌱🌲 Available on Kickstarter until 24 June, 2025!

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they just came out with a new type of guy that freestyles about geological phenomena on reddit

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Stupid AI generated slop. HOW many stars? How many stripes??

..and what da fuck is that thing?

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✨Just a silly little painting ✨

i hate my 9 - 5 can you tell

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Holy Shit! My 1920 art carriage house in New York City, NY hasn't sold. The 5bd, 6ba 6,600sqft is pricey, $28m, but includes all the furnishings, all the art, and the Rolls Royce!

Now, when we look at this house, we have to look at everything, b/c it's all included. Isn't this a fabulous living room? Wow, the huge paintings, leather sofas, sculptures, even the books on the table. Plus, I love that big glass window.

Nice tile flooring. The art pieces alone must be worth a fortune, and that carved bench. I don't usually care for tapestry, but that one has cherubs. Love cherubs.

This home is relatively narrow, so it has lots of levels. The legs on this bench look gnarly.

The raven is very cool. The kitchen is an awkward setup. It looks more like a hall than a kitchen. Look at the big pots on the top shelf. For this kind of money, I don't really care for it, it's like an apt. kitchen.

The dining area is nice, though.

Doors to the patio on the stair landing.

This is nice, and it looks very private.

Then up here, they have a pool table.

It looks like the primary bedroom takes up most of this floor. Look at the huge fireplace.

Even the bathroom is filled with art.

This bedroom has a large fireplace. It's spacious, too.

In addition to the patio, there's a beautiful rooftop deck.

The home also features a sauna.

Pull Rolls into the garage and it looks like there's a rec room down here, also filled with art. You see up to the next level, too.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/178-E-75th-St-New-York-NY-10021/31535475_zpid/

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