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Rebloggerating for important wordification.

Kevin McCarthy's surprise resignation today fucks Republicans in a number of fascinating ways:

he was, by far, one of their best fund raisers, with all the best connections to powerful donors

without those connections, GOP is gonna have a hard time raising money

with George Santos gone, their House majority is down to two (2) members, which is even slimmer than the four (4) they had before

due to House rules, neither position can be filled without a special election

which will probably take place not later than mid-2024

then once somebody wins that election (probably another Republican, because McCarthy's district bleeds red) they have to get sworn in

so count on three to five months with BOTH seats unfilled

which means if you thought things suuuuucked for the Republicans in 2023, buckle up buttercup

OH and also: Margerie Taylor Green is getting shat upon today by all her MAGA pals "for driving Kevin away" because it's mostly her (and Matt Gaetz) fault he lost the leadership role. And yeah, that's fair.

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a few days ago a coworker asked me to explain Hanukkah and I asked her if she knew what a menorah was. She said, “like the Northern Lights?”

I’m simultaneously haunted by and wild about this concept now. instead of aurora borealis, menorah borealis. menorah borealis

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6.12 | Unnatural Selection

“Sir, we can’t call it the Enterprise.”

“Why not?!”

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‘eye of sauron’ ny cheesecake with orange gelee, pomegranate gelee, and toasted poppyseed garnish :)

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Our seasons are a little late here, but still spectacular. Can you believe the trees just do this!?

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And with that, I am officially the author of a rat training book! This book contains all you need to know about getting started with training your rats, including what is the ideal training environment, what training methods exist and how to use them, how to make various obstacles, and individual trick tutorials for over 35 different tricks (including everything from spin and paw to agility, fetch, basketball, and more!) . I wanted to release this earlier this year, but the initial printing company I used had the worst quality printed photos I've ever seen - so I put together the book again using a different printing company, and I sent off for a copy to see if turned out better. Well it absolutely did, and I am so pleased with the result! . All that is to say if you are interested in a physical copy of my rat training book, its now available on my etsy called "Rat Paintings"! The book is called "The Ultimate Guide to Rat Training" and is available as both a digital PDF and a physical copy here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1605480026/the-ultimate-guide-to-rat-training

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Found at the Book Nook

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SEASONS GREASONS

It's not optional

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I tried to tag @allbotherswithheld but tumblr dot com seems to be malfunctioning. Somebody please let them know?

.❤️

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Fuckin superb character design there.

Meet Skimpy Wiring, 1956 ad for Kennecott Copper Corporation

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To sell Satanic pro LGBTQ nutcrackers is an insult to Christians!

Only to shitty Christians.

Seeing British reporting on American Target stores is wild.

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Cast Iron Penis is also a D&D magical action.

We've had strap ons since at least 400 BC, and people still have the nerve to go on gay hook up apps and ask "how can an FTM be a top?"

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Turn it inside out and it holds all of reality.

A bag of holding that can hold 1 thing and 1 thing only

It could be anything but there can only be one in the bag

­Moon

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A deconstructed nuclear family, if you will.

having a threesome is NOT about sexual attraction. it's about recreating and critiquing the nuclear family unit through a post structuralist lens