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I fucking hate orange juice

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Then why are you drinking it?

I fucking hate orange juice

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No pressure tag accepted!

I would LOVE to lose the acne and replace it with some freckles. I love fairy/elf ears and love wearing fake ones (I just feel ✨magical✨) I desperately want pins and to wear more hair accessories and get some clip on dangly earrings (I want earrings yet no hole in my ear :3 ) Then I guess it’s just slightly shorter hair!

No pressure tags <3

@chaosborb @allyheart707 @nicothepunkbitch @ all my other moots

Picrew game: how you look vs how you want to look (using this picrew)

Tagged by: @kaynes-secret-blog (thanks for tagging me! I thought I’d start a new post because the original was getting long.)

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no pressure tags: @horrorwoood @tylovesmushrooms @what--the-helliot @koifishanonymous @bildads-beard and anyone else who wants to take part! :)

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… what the heck did i just watch

I love it

Alr, ok

Listen, Bandit. Idk why ur ignoring my messages but just

Listen

https://youtu.be/_yJCNNwHUOE?feature=shared

Watch this.

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Oh shoot yes I have messages from people 🤣

… i should probably respond to those

Alr, ok

Listen, Bandit. Idk why ur ignoring my messages but just

Listen

https://youtu.be/_yJCNNwHUOE?feature=shared

Watch this.

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🔪 heheheh >:3

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MY DAYS OF ONLY SEEING THIS ON PINTEREST ARE OVER!!!

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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HOW DID YOU DO THIS!?!?!?

IT LOOKS LIKE A MASTERPIECE!!!

More lore for my board game! :DD

Here is the box art for it! On it is all the characters you can play as!! White Knight (my personal favorite), Pink Knight, Purple Knight, Orange Knight, Red Knight, and Blue Knight!

Here is the board along with all the cards!

Here's what your player card should look like while playing!!!

In this game you play as a knight and your goal is beating other knight's castles! While traveling you can battle monsters and add them to your castle to defend it!

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HURRY!!! VAMANOS!!!! SKEDADDLE!!!!

Hello! So, for the update this coming Thursday, my friend wants to write a fic for it.

But for me to help with that, I can't draw the whole comic page I had planned.

So! I'm letting you, my dear consumers of media decide my fate this Thursday.

(please reblog this so people can vote)

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Not sure how accurate the quiz was but hey was fun 😂

Couldn’t decide between the Aro or Ace flag so I just did both :P

@nicothepunkbitch @chaosborb @allyheart707

Thanks for the tag @thelastplantagenet 😊💚

1. Do this uquiz.

2. Do this picrew.

3. Tag people.

feel free to play if you’d like :)

@buncha-angry-kids-with-no-money @thatoneandlonelyemo2005 @with-the-words-all-wrong

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happy international asexuality day to:

[PT: happy international asexuality day to:]

asexual men, y’all are so underrepresented

asexual women, you’re not “prudes”

genderqueer / non-binary asexuals, you exist

asexual trans men, you don’t deserve infantilization

asexual trans women, you’re not “just a f3tish”

asexual cis men, your existence isn’t “sad”

asexual cis women, you do NOT just exist to have babies (but if you want to have children, that’s just as valid)

asexuals who don’t experience any sexual attraction, you’re not a “stereotype”

asexuals who experience any amount sexual attraction, you’re not “faking it”

demisexuals

gray-asexuals

asexuals with a high libido

asexuals who don’t label themselves

asexuals who use many labels

asexuals who use microlabels

asexuals who are shy, you’re not a stereotype

asexuals who are outgoing, you’re not pretending

christian asexuals, you’re not “just celibate”

jewish asexuals, your existence is NOT inherently sexual

muslim asexuals, Allah loves you just as much as anyone else

hindu asexuals, your deities respect you

asexual buddhists, kindness will protect you

asexual pagans, (me!!) remember to cherish every moment

asexuals who are in the closet

out and proud asexuals

alloromantic asexuals

aromantic asexuals

aplatonic asexuals

acespecs who don’t identify with the term asexual

every asexual! y’all are so epic!!

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Happy Internacional Asexuality Day y’all!!

I shall celebrate it with something completely unexpected: cake ✨

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List 5 things that make you happy and send this to the last 10 people who liked/reblogged something from you. Get to know your followers and mutuals!

1. Friends and family (pets included) 💖

2. Drawing ✏️

3. Drumming 🥁

4. Reading 📚

5. Learning History 🕰

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Annnnd saving these!

HAPPY NO BITCHES DAY YOOO

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ACK- My notifs-

I DIDN’T HAVE WIFI FOR TWO WEEKS (except the little bit I stole from the government on April 1st 😋) I MUST CATCH UP ON WHAT I HAVE MISSED!!!