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weird show maybe??????

there was a show that i don’t remember the name, episode, or anything except the premise of the one episode. It was where there were alot of sick people with alot of snot and the bad guy was sucking up ALL of the snot from the people’s noses for some reason and that made them sicker to the point where the ‘hero’ stopped the bad guy and got the people’s snot back to them to put back in their noses. The episode ended on a moral of something like, ‘snot is good for you’ or something like that. I know this wasn’t a dream, but what the hell...  

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But I don’t want to have acohol poisoning

I want to create a fanfic drinking game

Take a shot every time someone “pads” or uses “padding feet” to get to their destination

Take a shot every time someone is referred to by their occupation or a physical feature (i.e. “the blue-eyed boy stared at me” or “the mechanic smiled at Peter”) instead of their name

Finish your drink if someone’s eye color is an obnoxious synonym for a regular color (i.e. “emerald,” “cerulean,” “onyx”)

Chug like your life depends on it if there’s an anatomically incorrect  or physically impossible sex scene

Feel free to add more!

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Look at those funky people

Little Friends 

Created by Darren Rawlings

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Important question

Can a fish take a shower, like can they still breath in enough through a shower water flow to take a shower.

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lightningstrikesart.com

(Reblogs ❤️) Thank you so much for your patience! After much planning, my new online store is finally up and running.

Orders are shipped every Thursday.

Hope you find something you like!

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Funky

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someone needs to stab me, the side of my neck is throbbing with a constant pain & i did nothing to deserve it.

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I can’t open my juice, but im to lazy to get up & get the lid opener thingy. I don’t even know it’s actual name, I don’t remember it being bought it’s just always been there 

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Your eye looks very glow in the dark from a distance

it’s dark

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prompt 1067

Write a dialogue in which one character has done something that has betrayed the trust of the other character. The wronged character knows about the betrayal, but the betrayer doesn’t know they know. Challenge: don’t mention the actual betrayal. Have the exchange be about something else.

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vista house

Me and my mom went to the vista house on the way to Idaho. I can’t really believe that it was part of the Oregon trail, It was way too windy. I was blown over, my glasses flew of my face for a couple feet, the sky fell. Cultists where there to summon an ancient wind demon. (im pretty sure there was already one there, but let them have their fun.) 

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New filly

The filly that has been chooses is the second choose, but still a really good girl. I am going to name her after Nike the godess of victory. I think Harper & Thunder will be pretty happy about this new girl. Let’s hope we do good in the competition, It’s in july so we will have plenty of time to train.  

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[In the batcave]

Dick: I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOU ACTUALLY DID THE MOST DANGEROUS THING I EVER SEEN!

Jason: You do that all the time and now you want to bitch about it? Can’t you just give me a break? Shut your mouth up?

Dick: WELL I CAN’T !

Jason:

Jason: (grabbing Dick by the collar and kissing him)

Tim: FUCK this shit I’m leaving.