Christmas Luke says: You! Can! Do! It!
No matter what happens remember that he believes in you! You will succeed!
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it’s tIME FOR SEASONS GREASONS EVERYONE
@murderturtles thank you for enabling me :)
wheres seasons greasons
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the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.
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*walks onto your blog as a special guest*
[studio audience applause]
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the horrors are returning everyone!!!! clap if you’re excited for the horrors
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Reblog to give your mutuals one of each
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you may notice i use the phrase "my beloved" frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3
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*shakes fictional character* where is the rest of your information I want to know more about you
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“fuck you my child is completely fine”
ma’am your child has been lipsynching “the fine print” by the stupendium in front of the bathroom mirror for 30 minutes
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Me when DETECTIVE GUMSHOEEEEE
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Mutuals as patron saints.
Inspired by a reblogged post by Egg and Griff I think.
Let's go with @a-casual-egg first
Patron Saint of Scales: Why? Because I always think of scales when thinking of them, lizards, dragons. Just tough and simply. A natural occurrence but with so much beauty.
@good-lord-no
Patron Saint of Fate: I'm a sap so....I don't know. A person very important to me said, "There is such a thing as a coincident but sometimes it can just be fate." and I guess that's what stuck with me about you Griff. A lot of things had to have happened to ever allow me to find you, never mind interact and actually befriend you.
@murderturtles
Patron Saint of Civilians: Hey, someone's got to be the saint of the random person stumbling over their own foot, no talents, no future and no past, just human. Telling their story in the plainest language, by living. Honestly if any of my mutuals would be the saint of humanity it would be Murder, they're so...human.
@hyrule-rian
Patron Saint of Vestiges: I swear Rian is like an ancient spirit that watches the world turn for fun and has tea with time when not walking the earth. The vibes Rian gives off are that of a visitor watching and enjoying the rare peace of humanity.
@thegreatwhodini
Patron Saint of Scales: I have been WAITING to make this joke. Because both egg and whodini have scales, from dragons and lizards, in my mind but Howdini also has paladin, justice and honor vibes. Just knight of respect and valour.
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tired of pretending i dont like imagine dragons . “all their music sounds like its designed to be in movie trailers” and !!!! some bitches like brainless noise !!!!!!
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