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“Laugh all you want… Aiden’s not much better.” 

“You’re very right about that, and well I’ve gotten used to it.” 

“Aiden’s been popping out dad jokes since he was 8. Gonna be weird he’ll be able to put them to good use soon. You’re making me feel old...er.” 

Helen Keller walks into a bar... then a table, then a chair...

“…..”

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From [X]

“What about him? You having twins? Because that’d be like a dream come true for me.” 

“No, we picked a name.”

“Oh cool. Picking a name is way cooler than the special olympics. What’s his name gonna be?” 

TBD

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TBD

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From [X]

“What about him? You having twins? Because that’d be like a dream come true for me.” 

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🎬 What is on the mun’s Netflix “continue watching” list?💙 What photos does the mun typically share on Facebook?📱 Does the mun take their phone with them to the bathroom?

From [X]

🎬 What is on the mun’s Netflix “continue watching” list?

“Good thing you said ‘Netflix’ because then she has a chance of seeming somewhat smart and whatnot. First thing that showed up was Auschwitz: The Nazis and The Final Solution. I mean if you’d have said Hulu I’d have to just tell you that she’s been binge watching a reality television show called Gigolos... and that’d just be embarrassing...” 

💙 What photos does the mun typically share on Facebook?

“She shares a lot of memes because she uses facebook only as a source to keep up with those around her without actually having to talk to anyone. The varied groups of people in her friend’s list means she isn’t going to actually talk about her personal life because fuck those guys and their judgey judgey ways.She doesn’t share a lot of personal photos unless it’s funny or a weird occasion.” 

 📱 Does the mun take their phone with them to the bathroom?

“Is there actually anyone who doesn’t do this? I think that’s the real question. If there are, what is wrong with them? We now have the ability to not read hairspray bottles and handsoap while we’re doing our business. We have our phones.” 

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Xander, my dearest father in law. I have news to share with you, wanna guess what it is?

“Ummmm sure?” gives a quirk of a smile “Was Aiden finally accepted into the special olympics?”

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🌡- Did they get sick a lot as a child? Did they ever have to go to the hospital for any reason?🎀- What kinds of games/activities did they like to play?🎏- Did they have a lot of friends? Can you describe a few?

From [X] Ask me about my children: 

Gonna just do this for Mellie @allmyeverymuse and Aiden @theothermuses

Mellie didn’t get sick a lot as a child. Nothing really outside of the usual runny nose and stomach issues. She was kidnapped when she was younger, so we had to take her to the hospital to make sure she wasn’t raped. Other than that? She’s always been a healthy girl.

Aiden didn’t get sick a lot either but we took a lot of trips to the hospital for broken bones and stitches because he and Andrew are stupid. 

Mellie was always just happy as long as we were playing in general. She liked to run around and pretend she was a Compsognathus, because to her compys are adorable and she should have one as a pet. Because… dinosaurs. She liked playing twister because I’d ‘fall’ on her and then tickle her until she couldn’t breathe. 

Aiden liked to play ‘let’s find things to hurt ourselves with’ from a very young age. I once caught him mixing bathroom chemicals in the sink with Andrew when they were around 8. Old enough to know better, still too young to know they could burn their lungs. He also liked to play ‘will it microwave?’ and ‘what can I take apart with a screwdriver?’

Mellie never had a lot of friends, she had cousins she used to hang out with, but mostly she was pretty content to entertain herself or spend all of her time outside of doing so with me. 

Aiden has never had a lot of friends either. He’s kind of a one person person. He and Andrew were thicker than thieves and that’s just who he hung out with he never seemed to care to hang out with anyone else really. I mean he’s had acquaintances but that’s about it

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↖ has a nice butt

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multi-mused:

“I have way way too much time on my hands.” 

“I believe that.”

“Laugh all you want... Aiden’s not much better.” 

Helen Keller walks into a bar... then a table, then a chair...

“…..”

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“There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending. “

“Where do you get these from?”

“I have way way too much time on my hands.” 

Helen Keller walks into a bar... then a table, then a chair...

“…..”

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“So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere... “

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog... it's a shitzhu.

“You’re retarded.”

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“There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending. “

Helen Keller walks into a bar... then a table, then a chair...

“…..”

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From [X] Ask me about my children

Did they have a favorite teddy bear/stuffed animal?

Chrystianna: Chrys had this big purple teddy bear that was… way too big for her. She would use it as a chair or something to lay on in the living room.

Aiden: He had a stuffed “My Pet Monster” that he’d found at a thrift shop. He wouldn’t put it down. Leave it to him to carry around the ugliest thing in the world. 

Hayden:  A stuffed wolf named Ralph

Mellie: @allmyeverymuse A classic brown bunny named Sir-Hops-A Lot

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Tough crowd...

Helen Keller walks into a bar... then a table, then a chair...

“…..”

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progeny-of-a-justified-legend:

The other’s chuckle was met with a light, but satisfied, smile of his own. Raylan had to admit to himself: he liked the fact he hardly gave Xander any real responses, regardless of how much fun it was (if only for Raylan). He felt they had a very nice arrangement that way, in part evident by how the other man didn’t seem to mind it sometimes.

But his light smile then, broke into a grin and single shake of his head at hearing Xander say Blyd and him had favorites; otherwise, he said nothing of it. He did, however, simmer them down as he answered, “I didn’t tell you? She an’ I aint together no more. Couldn’t reconcile our differences.”

Xander’s hand reached up to scratch the back of his head at hearing that Raylan and his woman wasn’t together anymore. His eyes fell to the floor for a moment in thought of how awkward that was. Oops. He grimaced “Ouch man.” 

Dark eyes lifted to look at Raylan, “Sorry to hear that, Raylan. Been there, and done that in the worst of ways. It’s best to part instead of constantly fighting to hold it together. Still, it sucks. If you want to talk, judgments and shenanigans will be set aside completely.” He could be serious when the occasion called for it. 

This land

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❤️ Give this heart to everyone you don't want to lose in "2017" including me if you care. Be honest and send this to anyone who made u smile this year🌟

((I love you too girl :) so much. Definitely don’t want to lose you in 2017 or ever. Thank you for making my life and Xander’s more meaningful. I love you and Pri so much))