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Tell me im pretty bc i feel so not pretty rn

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Midsommar (2019), dir. Ari Aster

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Letter from a Yellow Cherry Blossom (2002), dir. Naomi Kawase

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i am online and you all have to deal with it

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im educated but like…im still stupit

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https://www.instagram.com/glemmazon/ 🐒

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endless motherfcking curves

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reblog if you're horny as fuck

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cuddles that get sexual then get sweet again

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YOU WERE NEVER LOVELIER (1942) dir. William A. Seiter

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I’m at a wealthy middle-aged christmas party with my best friend a woman came up to me and said “you have to try the gouda” and I said “is it firm?” and she said “yes I wouldn’t have anything less” and we both threw our heads back and laughed and I’m still not sure why

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ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

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