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[thegulpisuponus]

Attention denizens of Tumblr

A great error has occured, the date of the gulp has changed. Instead of its previous time of 3:16pm Eastern Standard Time, it's occuring right now! Oh no....

HURRY, ESCAPE TO

[thegulpisuponus]

Today...

In just a few hours, the phenomenon known as the gulp will occur. 3:16pm in Eastern Standard Time.

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meow!!!

Okay.

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I'm going to breed you.

Not you again....

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hey gulper is the gulp when you reveal your true identity

I haven't decided if I'm going to and/or if I'm going to.

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I'm approximately seven days, the gulp will occur.

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want to eat candy together while listening to the mlp equestria girls rainbow rock soundtrack

I beg to ask, what is 'M.L.P'?

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hi:3333333333

Hello.

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do you lay eggs

What.

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less than a month to go, gulper

Indeed

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Are you british

I am not British nor am I American. I'm not anything.

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Hmmm.

Absolutely!

Never.

love of my life, light to my darkness, beauty in this cruel world, will you, once you shed your mask of insecurities, marry me? make me the happiest goober on this earth (or at least the state of New Jersey) and take my hand in marriage?

Let me evaluate...

No.

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love of my life, light to my darkness, beauty in this cruel world, will you, once you shed your mask of insecurities, marry me? make me the happiest goober on this earth (or at least the state of New Jersey) and take my hand in marriage?

Let me evaluate...

No.

[thegulpisuponus]

I have spare time so, do you wish to know more details about the date known as April 27th at 3:16 eastern standard time?

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You foolish homosapiens..you actually think I would spill gospel at that rate?

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Who I am? I am the person with the information about the gulp.