theguyapollo

[theguyapollo]

Can you stop throwing the dodgeball at my friend i'm gonna start thinking they're the Oracle of delphi sm

Throws throws throws

[theguyapollo]

STOP

[theguyapollo]

Damn dude i'm sorry I had no idea

WHAT 💔

Hold on let me

[theguyapollo]

i feel so joyous (lie)

[theguyapollo]

i need that nigga clarence GONE

[theguyapollo]

im gonna name my baby hank 0 or 6 guys

[theguyapollo]

He isn’t poly ig

yo so u ever just randomly feel like u gotta move your head to the left and THEN A FUCKING DRONE CLIPS YOUR EAR

[theguyapollo]

yo so u ever just randomly feel like u gotta move your head to the left and THEN A FUCKING DRONE CLIPS YOUR EAR

[theguyapollo]

throwback to when i told someone i was from Sparta and they said “like the movie?”

[theguyapollo]

And gods, wasn’t that worth it? They warned him about the sun— no one warned him about how cold the world is without it.

Icarus laughed as he fell

To fall meant he once flew

[theguyapollo]

someone said “sun boy” like it was an insult?? bro thank you i am photosynthesizing rn

[theguyapollo]

can’t hang out i’m actively choosing not to process my ancestral trauma ‼️😁

bro i’m descended from spartan warriors and i still got taken out by a bee in a bottle of peach tea. 💔

[theguyapollo]

I don’t doubt it

being Greek is like. yeah my uncle makes wine in the mountains and i sword fight recreationally and sometimes i weep over the Iliad but like in a fun way

[theguyapollo]

… you don’t?

was sword fighting willow and she disarmed me in 3 seconds and then said “that was cute.” i am now in mourning

[theguyapollo]

being Greek is like. yeah my uncle makes wine in the mountains and i sword fight recreationally and sometimes i weep over the Iliad but like in a fun way

[theguyapollo]

was sword fighting willow and she disarmed me in 3 seconds and then said “that was cute.” i am now in mourning

[theguyapollo]

i am once again asking people to stop assuming i’m harmless just because i bake when angry 😢