thehamwizard

[thehamwizard]

I swear I have not forgotten this dakimakura, work has just been busy as shit for ever now, that or I'm sick. I've been consistently using this and like one other picture as a warm up for months, and I think it's time I start working on them and show the wip.

Enjoy the hand position, and yes, there is another version, but I can't post that here.

(I was gonna scream if I did not share this, and idk who else to share it with lmao)

(ps. I am backlogged on uploading other commission work, will I ever get to it? MAN I HOPE SO.)

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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

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I'm a Spunky Swallower. Which are you?

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you get to cut one basic need out of your life. you can still CHOOSE to partake in them and they will feel as good and refreshing as normal, but going without will no longer affect you negatively.

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*The conditions being:

+He will not kill bugs for you (he won't go out his way to take care of an annoying bug)

+You cannot kill him or bring him any kind of harm

+You cannot remove him from your place of dwelling

+He will mostly be on his web, but sometimes you will find him in other places

+You will find the money near his web when his rent is due

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you look great in that frog costume

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So I have a question.🙋‍♀️

Do you actually like ham?

And if you do, what kind of ham is your favorite?

I love this question so much.

I am actually not partial to pork, I find the meat taste too sweet for my liking.

That being said, if I HAD to pick a ham, it's usually a nice smoked one.

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I gotta talk about this or I'll explode. I'm back on that Adam Smasher kick, and just ONE NIBBLE ON A CABLE WOULD FIX ME OKAY?

Time to draw more content of the most complicated man to draw and hope I finish it.

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please put in the tags how many siblings you have and whether you’re a competitive person or not it’s for science

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Wow, now there's a bot going around on Ao3 telling people that the "moderators" will delete works from "deprecated" fandoms and impose bans.

Fearmongering bullshit, but it's fearmongering bullshit that seems to be taking advantage of the recent spotlight series in order to trick authors into deleting their fics.

Just. Why.

What the hell does anyone get out of making these bots.