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How to negotiate a higher salary by Kiryu Kazuma | 4 temmuz 21’

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'kids these days have it easy' thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we're here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank

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who did this just wondering i love the use of ellipses

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funniest thing in the lord of the rings is how no one can kill gollum because whenever they get close they're like "oh my god he's so pathetic and ugly i can't bear to fucking look at him. jesus christ." so they just imprison him and then he slips through the fucking bars like a looney tunes character. and this happens multiple times.

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Watched luca. The gay allegory is PALPATINE

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Using Tumblr Mobile is like

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when i was a kid i was completely obsessed and enamored with the word art in microsoft word and when they got rid of it i was genuinely crushed. literally does not get any better than this i miss you so much babe

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bidet  > toilet paper

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got monster energy drink in my left eye n now i can see the ghosts of dudes named hunter with it

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oh to be a chunky orange farm cat 

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My boyfriend and I were arguing about birds. I was talking about how they aren’t real and he was explaining how they were real, so I concluded that they were spies trained by the government which is why they appear real and he concluded that he knows I’m not serious about the birds which is why we work together

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every time we touch…��…………,

i get this feeling…………..

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Where is the lie tho?

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