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The Haunted Infirmary Advent Calendar part 3!

Haunted Infirmary Advent Calendar is an event where our talented writers write a short fic every day of December until the 24th.

All of them can be found in our AO3 Collection

With the holidays almost here we're presenting our newest fics for the Advent Calendar.

almost like i miss you by transfreak Stoned on the pink line, Shane comes to a realization that feels more sudden than it is.

In a New Old-Fashioned Way by drunkkenobi Ryan crowds him against the car door, his arms bracketing him in. “Take me home, Shane.” This isn’t the first time one of them’s asked. Last time it was Shane, half-drunk in Nottingham, leaning against Ryan’s hotel door. Ryan kindly rebuffed him, citing the shoot the next day. One of them always declines. That’s the move, a dance repeated a half-dozen times over the years. There’s no need to talk about it, they know what the right move is. They’re always on the same wavelength. Shane goes to push Ryan away, but he stops when he sees Ryan’s eyes, dark and glittering as coal. Trust me. Okay.

Fuzzy and Blue by breathtaken “Technically, it’s a cloaca,” Shane says.

Learning the Ropes by colazitron Shane doesn't want or need yet another sacrifice. What's a supernatural being to do, but teach a man some magic?

hear me out by bergoose Was anyone going to tell Ryan that drive-thrus have cameras the workers can watch through, or was he just supposed to find that out by embarrassing himself in front of an employee (with a hot sounding voice) in the process? Or: College AU where a sleep deprived Ryan’s weirdness lands himself a date with a bored Starbucks’ worker Shane.

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Part 2! of the Haunted Infirmary Advent Calendar!

Each day up until the 24th December there will be a new fic posted by our talented writers at the Haunted Infirmary.

Here is the AO3 Collection for your perusal. Now to the newest fics posted!

Life's a Dance by Impala_Chick

While on vacation, Shane worries that Ryan might be getting bored. Turns out Ryan already has the day covered.

Wonderful, maybe even weird by tasty_littl_snack

The gates are old and the lock is rusty. “Oh.” Says the old man “It seems like this isn’t working. I gotta get the key.” And he leaves them there, alone. Ryan is looking at Shane. “I know this was your idea but maybe this is going too far.” What if they were (accidentally) locked in a cell together and had to deal with it?

You Filling My Cup, Sun Coming Up by sequence_fairy

“Power out at your place?” “Yeah,” Shane replies, running her hand along Obi’s spine, listening to the deep rumble of his purr. “You?” There’s a rustling on the other end of the phone that Shane reads as Ryan nodding. “Yeah, my mom and dad have the generator running though, you wanna come out to Arcadia?” “Can’t,” Shane says, immediately. “Obi—” “Shit, that’s right,” Ryan interrupts. “Fuck. Okay. Give me an hour?” There’s no time for Shane to say anything, let alone disagree or suggest that Ryan not do something stupid, before Ryan disconnects the call.

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The Haunted Infirmary Advent Calendar part 1

With the holidays just around the corner we welcome you to the Haunted Infirmary Advent Calendar!

Each day up until the 24th December there will be a new fic posted by our talented writers at haunted infirmary.

If you're eager to read them right away check the ao3 collection as they appear.

Two Santas in One Pool by tasty_littl_snack What if Ryan dragged Shane into the pool in Santa Many Spirits?

real life, actually by poiregourmande impulse buying a plane ticket to surprise shane at his childhood home on christmas eve is a terrible, no good idea, but it's okay. ryan's has a script.

Friday the Thirteenth by ÉcrivainFantôme (EcrivainFantome) Shane is a journeyman-turning-professional artist with a friend deficit. Ryan is made out of stone, right up until he isn't.

Happy reading ~!

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happy spooky season watcherinas

I've put together some bingo cards with a spooky/fall theme for our fandom. if you want to participate just download one of the cards and start reading and commenting!

the squares are very similar across all three cards, I mostly randomized the order to hopefully make a card that will work for lots of people

faq

why should I participate?

you get to read some fan fics (always a win) and show authors the appreciation they deserve. and if you want to brag that you won at bingo you can earn a badge too

do I need to read only shyan?

nope! any pairings in this fandom are allowed including standrew, shyanara, morbian, sticky, stadamdrew, or any other pairing your heart desires!

what if I can't find a fic to fill a square?

you can substitute another one! these cards are more of a loose guideline to get the comments flowing and aren't meant to be too restrictive

do I need to say which fics I read?

no, it's on the honor system. but if you want to use this opportunity to make a rec list of what you read and post it - that's awesome! tag me with @slashsleuth and I'll reblog them all <3

how long do I have?

I'll accept badge claims for anyone who wants to participate through the end of October 2024

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Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other Say, what do you think all them saddles and boots was about? And there's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels for his brother

Cowboys and romance go together like saddles and bridles. We hope you giddy up to enjoy these under a big prairie sky (or in the comfort of your favourite reading spot)

𐚁 𐚁 𐚁 𐚁 𐚁 𐚁 𐚁

red wine supernova - bergoose | 10k, Not Rated

A wave of dizziness hit her, and it was then that Shane knew something was really wrong. Her body ached, her legs weren’t responding, and she was suddenly aware of a stinging sensation on the back of her neck. Did she get scratched by a bat?

She brought a shaky, uncoordinated hand to the back of her neck. When she pulled it back, it was wet, a liquid too thick and sticky to be sweat. It was too dark, and her vision was swimming but Shane had a feeling she knew what coated her fingers.

Before she could call out Ryan’s name uselessly, her eyes fluttered shut.

Down to Brass Tacks - sequence_fairy | 7k, E

What's a pair of cowpokes who've got a jackpot to spend between them to do other than spend it on the local tavern girl they're both passing fond of?

Whispers in the Sagebrush - ÉcrivainFantôme (EcrivainFantome) | WIP, 11k, E

“Something’s eating the sheep,” Lizzie says, before her horse comes to a full stop before Ryan and the gang.

Ryan feels a shiver down the back of his spine. Of course the sheep would go missing by the river. Of course it would be by the laughing woods - the copse of wild trees and sagebrush that whisper in the night.

This has trouble written all over it.

𐚁 𐚁 𐚁 𐚁 𐚁 𐚁 𐚁

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Fic Rec Friday Edition 38

Welcome to Fic Rec Friday!

red wine supernova by bergoose WIP | 6k words

Shane tried to get to her feet, but her body wasn’t cooperating, her muscles not doing what her mind told them to do. She wobbled and almost pitched forward again if she didn’t manage to throw a hand on the rock wall of the mine to keep her upright. A wave of dizziness hit her, and it was then that Shane knew something was really wrong. Her body ached, her legs weren’t responding, and she was suddenly aware of a stinging sensation on the back of her neck. Did she get scratched by a bat? She brought a shaky, uncoordinated hand to the back of her neck. When she pulled it back, it was wet, a liquid too thick and sticky to be sweat. It was too dark, and her vision was swimming but Shane had a feeling she knew what coated her fingers. Before she could call out Ryan’s name uselessly, her eyes fluttered shut. The last thing Shane was aware of was her body swaying backward to meet the ground once more.

For A Nihilist, I’m Pretty Optimistic by PhyllisDietrichson Complete | 30k words

A story of moonlit nights, little puppet songs, and shoelace knots. And sorting through your own bullshit to conjure up the self-worth within.

all shields of mighty men by apologeticallybourgeois Complete | 12k words

“It was a ritual marriage,” Shane muttered, depressingly certain he’d said the same sentence at least 300 times in the past five months. (Unsolved meets Star Trek.)

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Fic Rec Friday Edition 37

We're back, baby! Hey, come read some shyan fic.

The River in January by bailiwick Complete | 9k words

Like all their mistakes lately, the decision to produce and distribute a sex tape is a slow burn.

kick me like a stray by transfreak WIP | 42k words

“There’re no wolves in Missouri,” he says dismissively, closing his eyes again. “Then what do you think that was?” Shane makes a noncommittal noise that causes him to cough again. “You didn’t see it,” Ryan adds over the hacking. “Could’ve been anything. A dog for-” “A dog? It was fucking huge!” “Hate to break it to you, Ryan, but dogs can get pretty big.”

Failure to Communicate by quackers Complete | 4k words

Shane thinks Ryan knows about his feelings. Ryan thinks Shane is a vampire.

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Fic Rec Friday Edition 36

Welcome to Fic Rec Friday!

We were in screaming colors by Ren_Saxon Complete | 5k words

In Shane’s defense: A zombie apocalypse had sounded really fucking ridiculous at the time. His first clue that Ryan hadn’t made it to the dawn of it, was the fact that he wasn’t here, rubbing it in, telling him “I told you so” at any given moment. It wasn’t fair, of course. That the guy who had once posed the theory of zombies existing was dead, while the guy ridiculing him for it ended up outliving them. But, while Shane looked at the smoking rubble left of the world around him, he supposed he’d given up on the world being fair a long time ago.

And The Lemons Leave Me With a Bittersweet Taste by TrixieLemon Complete | 1k words

"If we go down… I'll have too many regrets to have this one too." "Ryan, what-?" While Shane's still speaking, Ryan leans forward and kisses him. At the end of a week they never saw coming, Ryan and Shane find a little honesty in the chaos.

We Have Fun In The Basement by GhostDefiles Complete | 7k words

“Come on, Shane. Settle down. Loosen your belt. Touch yourself.” “What makes you think I’m gonna do that?” Ryan scoffed, rolling his eyes. “Because you’re still down here, arguing with me while you’ve got a raging hard-on.” “Don’t look at my dick! It’s not my fault. It’s the stupid fucking porno and the fact that you’ve got your stupid fucking hand on your stupid fucking dick.” “So you are into watching gay porn?”

Extra Scratch by sequence_fairy Complete | 500 words

"Who gives you that extra scratch to keep your pretty little asshole bleached?"

The Law of Parsimony by ÉcrivainFantôme Complete | 26k words

The Law of Parsimony - Also called ‘Occam's razor’, is a mental model which states that “it is futile to do with more what can be done with fewer”—

it's what i'm here for, right? [tell me it isn't] by skellytons Complete | 53k words

Ryan moves into a house with three other guys. He gets a crush immediately - the guy's name is Shane. He has butterflies encased in glass on his wall. (Ryan's 10% sure only serial killers have those.) And that’s all he knows.

Don't Get Lost In Heaven by Icandigelvis Complete | 14k words

When a guest star on the show insists that Ryan and Shane partake in some weird sort of summoning the results by the end of the night isn't what any of them expects.

The Wall Between Us by buzzfeedunwritten Complete | 30k words

In order to get over his hopeless crush on Shane, Ryan finds himself at an establishment specifically designed for the purpose of safe anonymous sex. It goes about as well as you would imagine.

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Fic Rec Friday Edition 35

Welcome to Fic Rec Friday! I HOPE you're in the mood to READ this week!

How did it end? by Ren_Saxon Complete | 3k words

Ryan pulled off him just for a moment, his head spinning again as he looked down at Shane - kissed-red lips, half-parted, asking for more, his cheeks flushed and his hair ruffled. The painful reminder, the symbol of his life having crumbled over night, fallen apart, gone up in flames. You can have either one or the other, his own voice reminded him mockingly. But never both.

Extra Scratch by sequence_fairy Complete | 500 words

"Who gives you that extra scratch to keep your pretty little asshole bleached?"

Big Apple Steve and That Time He Obliviously Third-Wheeled His Friends All Summer by beethechange Complete | 12k words

Steven Lim is not a stupid man. Steven Lim is a capable man, an ex-scientist, creator and producer of Buzzfeed’s most popular video series. He helped invent Tide Pods, for Pete’s sake. Tide Pods. So he knows he’s no idiot. He’s naïve, perhaps. He has blind spots, like anyone, particularly when it comes to relationships, especially when it comes to sex. Still, when he walks in on Ryan sitting astride Shane’s lap on the sofa, tongue fully in the guy’s mouth, hand fully down his pants, Steven reckons he should probably have seen this one coming.

The Law of Parsimony by ÉcrivainFantôme Complete | 26k words

The Law of Parsimony - Also called ‘Occam's razor’, is a mental model which states that “it is futile to do with more what can be done with fewer”— In other words, the simplest explanation is most likely the right one; no matter how unlikely. Shane tries really hard to hear the voices when he’s doing the Estes method for Ryan. It’s just, you know. This time, he hears the voices after the Estes method has stopped, too.

Don't Forget To LycanSubscribe by breathtaken Complete | 24k words

Shane looks up and nearly swallows his tongue as he finds himself face-to-face with Ryan from LycanSubscribe. The YouTube channel that’s consumed most of Shane’s leisure time and pretty much all his waking thoughts for the past two weeks, not to mention a couple of vaguely guilty jerk-off sessions. Ryan’s wearing a white T-shirt with a pair of sunglasses hooked onto the neck and there’s a stray lock of hair curling over his forehead, and he’s even more startlingly attractive in the flesh—which in Shane’s opinion is saying something. He says, “Hi, can I get a—” “Grande iced chai latte,” Shane blurts out, before he can stop himself.

Hold You By The Edges by Exorin and sequence_fairy Complete | 7k words

Shane’s got one knee on the couch when they separate. He’s crowding over Steven, pressing him back into the cushions. There’s a delicate flush on Steven’s cheeks, his mouth still slightly parted when Shane pulls away. “You’re sure this is okay?” Shane asks, sliding onto the couch beside Steven without breaking the contact of his hand against Steven’s face. Instead of answering, Steven’s leaning in again, nodding yes with his eyes gently closed. Shane gently stops him with a hand on his chest and waits until Steven’s eyes flutter open again. “Hey, I need you to say it out loud for me,” Shane says, his voice so low and careful.

darling it's a faded notion by varnes Complete | 29k words

The sun is too bright and Ryan’s whole body is alight with something that is eating him all the way up from the inside out, but he keeps his eyes open and he makes himself look, and he tells himself that once he finds Shane, he’ll think about it. Once he finds Shane, they’ll make a plan. Once he finds Shane, and only then, he’ll let himself have the thought he’s been swallowing down like bile since he came to: that they didn’t fall. They were pushed. OR: Ryan and Shane get cursed by a ghost, and now they can't be not-touching. It's ... not great.

Begin the Begin, Over and Over by beethechange Complete | 33k words

Shane only agrees to be handcuffed to Ryan for a video because he can put up with anything for twenty-four hours. That’s the funny thing about time loops, though—they don’t always adhere to the parameters set by clickbait videos.

tear down the doors, throw open windows by VileKepler Complete | 97k words

Watcher's newest project, Bed & Breakfast & Boys, should really have made Ryan figure out some stuff sooner. Because staying at nice hotels for romantic weekend getaways alone with his best friend really shouldn't make his palms all clammy. Or, 5 times Ryan and Shane stayed in cool hotels for a show + 1 time for themselves.

Nothing safe is worth the drive by Ren_Saxon Complete | 5k words

Shane hates driving. Shane hates the unfamiliar streets of LA. Shane does not hate the hot guy he accidentally cut off at an intersection - who somehow found him on Grindr of all places.

Once Upon a Porno by GomorrahHillsides Complete | 15k words

Seeking comfort after a hellish nightmare, Ryan drops in on Shane late at night. He uses the spare key, thinking the Big Guy's asleep. Spoiler : he's not. How one awkward moment can change your future. Or, the story of how two grown men end up forging a deeper, more intimate relationship by way of dubbing a period piece porno together.

drink up by mccxxvi Complete | 2k words

He shouldn’t do this anymore. They shouldn’t do this anymore. Last time was the last time.

Like a Little Clock by fightingfuries Complete | 2k words

"We can go a day without kissing." Shane looks sceptical. "We can! Especially if you are your usual asshole self. Just pick a fight with me and I'll be cured of wanting to kiss you for 24 hours easy." Shane snorts. "That's not gonna work. Arguing turns you on." or, Shane and Ryan test if they're still in a time loop

"If you really wanna move the needle..." by StrangeAndOffPudding Complete | 26k words

Ryan's curiosity is piqued when Shane acts shifty about a seemingly innocent taunt. Shane internally battles a secret weakness and desire that is more than a little embarrassing. Over the course of a ghost-hunting roadtrip to film a new season of Ghost Files, Ryan pokes and prods at this wall until Shane's defenses crumble, and he admits what he REALLY thinks of all those teasing touches - but is it just body chemistry, or does this escalating intimacy say more about their relationship than either one realized?

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hi, im not sure if y'all arent taking new members currently for the discord but i just tried to join twice and neither time stuck. im not sure if i was removed or if its just a glitch, maybe? just wanted to check and find out from the source before i keep trying so i dont keep trying to enter a server thats not currently accepting new members! thanks for your time ❤️

hey friend, if you come off anon and reach out to us, we'll happily give you a hand!

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i want to read the 'don't forget to lycansubuscibe' by breathtaken fic but the link doesn't direct me to the fic

I have checked the fic rec post and the link works for me!

Here it is again, tho.

If you're not logged into ao3 or don't have an account, you won't be able to read it 'cause it's archive-locked.

If you need an ao3 invite, feel free to come off anon and hit up the inbox, we have some we can give away!

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Fic Rec Friday Edition 34

Welcome to Fic Rec Friday!

Dancing With a Stranger by breathtaken WIP | 26k words

“I find myself in need of a private investigator.” Ryan almost laughs. If their positions were reversed, he doesn’t think he would have come here if Shane were the last private investigator in Los Angeles.

even a wolf knows how to be polite by uneventfulhouses Complete | 23k words

“You busy this weekend?” Ryan turns to look at Shane, who doesn't seem to be very busy at all. Without looking up from his phone, Shane shakes his head. “Wanna go for a drive?” “Where are we going?” Shane asks, looking up then, bright brown irises behind those clear framed glasses. His hair is pushed back but there’s that one lock of hair that falls delicately over Shane’s forehead. Shane pushes up the sleeves of his blue-tinged button up; Ryan watches the effortless sweeping motion before looking up to meet Shane’s eyes. “Up north,” Ryan says, biting down on his lip, feeling sheepish. “You like werewolves, right?” Shane gives him a look, pure disdain in his eyes. Ryan can’t help but grin.

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Fic Rec Friday Edition 33

Welcome to Fic Rec Friday!

A Symptom of Time by fightingfuries Complete | 44k words

Ryan is stuck in a time loop and needs true love's kiss to get him out of it. Maybe.

We Have Fun In The Basement by GhostDefiles Complete | 7k words

Shane and Ryan like to have fun in the basement. You're not allowed.

makin' yourself up as you go along bydrunkkenobi Complete | 9k words

Shane steps off-camera and gives her a thumbs up. Ryan squares her shoulders and clears her throat. When Annie gives the signal, she reads from the teleprompter the words that took her over thirty-one years to speak. “Hi. I’m Ryan Bergara and I’m a transgender woman.”

Don't Forget To LycanSubscribe by breathtaken Complete | 24k words

Shane looks up and nearly swallows his tongue as he finds himself face-to-face with Ryan from LycanSubscribe. The YouTube channel that’s consumed most of Shane’s leisure time and pretty much all his waking thoughts for the past two weeks, not to mention a couple of vaguely guilty jerk-off sessions. Ryan’s wearing a white T-shirt with a pair of sunglasses hooked onto the neck and there’s a stray lock of hair curling over his forehead, and he’s even more startlingly attractive in the flesh—which in Shane’s opinion is saying something. He says, “Hi, can I get a—” “Grande iced chai latte,” Shane blurts out, before he can stop himself.

accidentally, the whole thing by Matriaya Complete | 5k words

Shane knows it’s illogical, that there are twenty thousand other explanations for the noise Ryan made and the way the sound of shifting fabric is now issuing out of his phone’s speaker. He sucks in a breath as he tries to parse what to do next, but it evaporates in his lungs when he hears it. His own name. “Shane.”

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hello tumblr! many of our members have asked for a shyan kink meme and we listened! we are very excited to introduce to the skeptic believer kink meme hosted by the sss. it's hosted on dreamwidth as we really wanted to keep the classic feel of the kink memes we all knew in the livejournal days. we also wanted you all to be able to make your requests anonymously. feel free to make an account if you'd like to follow any updates in the kink meme, but it isn't necessary to participate.

the prompt thread is now open so feel free to start making requests and/or start filling prompts that speak to you!

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hello tumblr! many of our members have asked for a shyan kink meme and we listened! we are very excited to introduce to the skeptic believer kink meme hosted by the sss. it's hosted on dreamwidth as we really wanted to keep the classic feel of the kink memes we all knew in the livejournal days. we also wanted you all to be able to make your requests anonymously. feel free to make an account if you'd like to follow any updates in the kink meme, but it isn't necessary to participate.

the prompt thread is now open so feel free to start making requests and/or start filling prompts that speak to you!

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Fic Rec Friday Edition 32

Welcome to Fic Rec Friday! With this series, we're aiming to make a contribution to fic reading and engagement within the Shyan fandom by publishing a periodic recs list containing fics selected by our members. So sit back with a tasty beverage of your choice and welcome in the weekend with this week's selection - and feel free to like and reblog this post to spread the word!

Light My Way by breathtaken Complete | 31k words

He remembers Ryan in his body, Ryan in his head, and he doesn’t know any spells to help him get over that.

open all your doors by apologeticallybourgeois Complete | 8k words

Shane was almost sure that Ryan didn’t actually cast a spell for it to happen, if only because the price he’d have to pay would probably be counted in, like, human limbs instead of a couple of small animals.

The Genius of the Western River by Siria Complete | 14k words

Shane’s totally working on being flippant about all those times he joked about Ryan’s godlike physique, never suspecting how true those jokes might be—the two of them just have to defeat a supernatural serial killer first. (A Rivers of London fusion AU.)

Your Heart Inside of Mine by MiraclesofPaul Complete | 51k words

They're placed into the Witness Protection Program after a bomb was found on the set of Unsolved. The only way to stick together is to lie and say they’re engaged. Years go by. Things change. Things transform.

Dancing With A Stranger by breathtaken WIP | 20k words

“I find myself in need of a private investigator.” Ryan almost laughs. If their positions were reversed, he doesn’t think he would have come here if Shane were the last private investigator in Los Angeles.

waiting for the sunlight by sarcasticfishes Complete | 18k words

Sara had always known, growing up as both an only child and a princess, that she would likely not marry for love.

accidentally, the whole thing by Matriaya Complete | 5k words

Shane knows it’s illogical, that there are twenty thousand other explanations for the noise Ryan made and the way the sound of shifting fabric is now issuing out of his phone’s speaker. He sucks in a breath as he tries to parse what to do next, but it evaporates in his lungs when he hears it. His own name. “Shane.”

it was all by design (cause i’m a mastermind) by Anonymous Complete | 7k words

His connection with Shane is something he can’t ignore or deny, which only means one thing: Ryan has to go out of his way to make this guy a permanent part of his life.

My Heart's a Honeytone by Anonymous Complete | 7k words

Shane is in quite the predicament. Upon consulting new evidence, it turns out that ghosts are totally real. Also, he was in a devastating car accident and never told Ryan how he feels and now it's too late, but holy shit, ghosts are real. He's gotta at least find a way to tell Ryan that.

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