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Mob boss AU Emmrich ?

My good friend @foxdye and @akoiromanticstudent mention mob AU and I incinerated.

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hatless emps + scuba emps edits

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POV: You are between Emperor Sigma overwatch and Maestro Overwatch Sigma

[Feel free to draw your character on it. It serves as a template]

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“how to lighten the posterior,” Emmrich googles (not in incognito mode because he doesn’t know it exists) after Rook says “i’d like to eat your ass teehee.”

and now he’s clutching his pearls. sweating. spiraling. because this man is 52. he teaches weird advanced necromancy nerd shit. he trims his nose hairs with tweezers. he has never had anyone look him in the eye and threaten to tongue his back door like a michelin-star dessert.

he’s in the bathroom, bent over the counter, analyzing his own shadow realm with a magnifying mirror and a prayer.

his mud clam must look snackable. the chocolate starfish must gleam. the dirt whistle must not have even a whisper of sin.

what if she sees it and goes “hmm. never mind.” what if his bussy presentation is off?? what if his fart box isn’t pretty enough and she leaves him for someone with a designer anus??

he buys a jade egg he doesn’t know how to use. he eats only pineapple and hopes it somehow helps. he takes a Xanax and considers texting her: “would you still respect me if my backdoor had… character?”

he lights a sandalwood candle. whispers “for love” before trying a bleach wipe that immediately makes him see stars.

meanwhile, Rook’s at home like: “i would tongue that dusty academic’s ass raw and thank him for the opportunity.”

I’ve had several aperol spritz(es??) today you guys. This vacation is rotting my brain

this was a collaboration with @heylittleriotact

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Made a tiny animation of Emmerich

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Woah

see him schmoove

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VOTE for Sanrio character ranking 2025! (No bias)

My Little Twins Stars My Little Twins Stars My Little Twins Stars Stars My Little Twins Stars

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IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? YOU SICK BASTARDS?!

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Happy Birthday mr. Siebren de Kuiper / Sigma Overwatch!!!

I love going a long period of time without posting anything publicly and then just dropping fanart of my current blorbo out of nowhere - I'll post all the stuff in my backlog... eventually! Including all my Sigma Overwatch stuff 😳

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My art for Sigma's birthday is filling a retirement prompt from @pearsaregrossfightme, featuring Miri!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIGMA OVERWATCH

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If I stretch my arms as far as they go, I can feel the edges of the sky

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@akoiromanticstudent shows me something STELLAR!

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Redraw of my favorite grandpa as an animal crossing villager (cuz he deserve to rest on a paradisiac island)

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Happy (Late) Valentine's Day Sigma Nation!