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scarredfeathers:

Jewel still shies away from his touch, “I’m alright… just a few bad days is all” She answered, softly. Mostly she just didn’t want him worrying about her, she was used to trying to deal with everything on her own. As much as she wanted a protector, someone looking out for her, she didn’t think she deserved one right now.

He slowly pulled his hand back and looked away for a moment. “Oh, that’s no good. Anything I can do to help?” he asked, hesitating before glancing back at Jewel.

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gallant-spirit:

“Hi Jay,” Ashwin said, “just calling in to make sure you’re doing your homework,” the lightheartedness in his tone showed he was joking.  He trusted Jay to complete his course without Ash having to hover over him. When it seemed that Jay had a lack of interest in the supernatural side to Ash’s work he’d relaxed, not thinking his unofficially adopted brother would try anything.  “How are things going? Got any free time to hang around together outside of work?”

As Ash spoke the sound of something scraping against one of the dumpsters started to fill the air, the sound similar to nails on a chalkboard.  Ashwin frowned, it almost seemed like he was hearing it from through the phone as well. “Where are you?”

“Hey, man! Just about finished with my assignment for the night. Working on coming up with recipes...to, uh, make,” he quickly lied. Jay attempted to lean against the dumpster and it rolled back forcing him to slide down and emitting a loud sound.

“Uh....what’s up with you?” he asked. Partially curious, mostly hoping Ash would be distracted and not question him any further.

Inquisitive minds || Ashwin & Jay {Human AU}

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scarredfeathers:

“Hiding in the art rooms trying to recover from bad days,” Jewel answered quietly, gripping onto Connie’s harness a little tighter. Yeah they had moved into friendship territory, but Jewel mostly still preferred to keep to herself. She needed to sort herself out before she felt she could move past just being friends.

Jay was immediately concerned and reached out to grasp Jewel’s shoulder. “Are you alright? D’ya need anything?” he questioned, desperately trying to help even if he didn’t know what she needed.

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//so my blog is currently under construction...i’m finally putting a theme up by myself w/o boo’s help so it’t a bit of a struggle. i’ll update y’all again when i’m done.

also i’ve got 3 drafts and 1 starter i’m working on. if i’m missing anything please shoot me a message to let me know <3

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@scarredfeathers gets a starter

It’d been a few weeks since the soulmate reveal, and Jay still wasn’t sure how to react. Jewel seemed to be accepting it now, but they hadn’t made any move past friendship. The former thief was headed to Mal’s room after practice when he walked into someone.

“Oh, shit! I’m so sorry,” he blurted before looking up. “Oh, Jewel! What’s up? I haven’t seen you in a few days...everything okay?”

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‘things overheard @ my school’ starter pack

“She’s such an intellectual — she reads her porn.”

“This isn’t Sense and Sensibility, it’s fucking Snapchat, chill out.”

“I can’t remember the last time I ate a vegetable.”

“What? Sorry I can’t hear you with my sunglasses on.”

“I killed a moth with a selfie stick yesterday.”

“Fucking a poet must be amazing.”

“I would suck anything to be verified on Twitter.”

“The only vegetable I eat is Guacamole.”

“What did you guys eat while I was unconscious?”

“Handjobs are like the above-ground swimming pools of sexual activities.”

“If we’re snowed in, let’s organize an orgy for our floor. A snow floor orgy. A snoflorgy.”

“Up until a few years ago I thought misogynist was another word for masseuse.”

“I want my wedding to be bagel themed.”

“She literally has everything a girl could want…except a personality.”

“I’m gonna turn this workaholic into an alcoholic.”

“Is crack organic?”

“You look really good with a mustache. You don’t look like a pedophile at all.”

“Love is pretty much the ability to talk about your digestive system with another person.”

“I fucking love Tinder. Whenever I want a study break, I just whip out my phone and judge 100 people.”

“So today I ripped a hole in my lace underwear while picking a wedgie.”

“Are you flexing your boob right now?”

“I have to Instagram the snow so my friends at home will think I do more than go to clubs.”

“I can’t imagine anyone who would want to put up with me. I put up with me only because I have to.”

“This just heated up my scrotum to an extent you won’t believe.”

“Why are you ‘throwing shade’ at me? Are you a fucking palm tree?”

“Seriously. I’m wearing knee high stockings. It shouldn’t be this hard to get laid.”

“I’m growing my pubes out so I look more like a Game of Thrones character down there.”

“They should redesign the American flag because it’s so hard to draw 50 stars in elementary school.”

“ABC, man. Always be cute.”

“I can’t give you like professional advice. But I can give you advice based on my life, which is: fuck anything and everything.”

“Wait. You guys have class? On Fridays? I thought that shit was a myth.”

“Look at that dog chasing that stick. If I were a dog, I’d chase a stick like that too. But all I’m chasing here are my broken dreams.”

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“MAL! Have you seen my beanie?!” the thief shouted, running around the room and throwing everything to the floor. “I can’t find it anywhere. Can you help? Like, do a spell or something...”

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“Do you really think we’re gonna take your threats seriously?” Jay mocked. “You can never follow through on these ridiculous plots you come up with.”

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“Hey, Mal. You got any plans for Friday night? I was thinking of raisin’ a little hell, thought you might wanna tag along.”

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//if anyone plays Pokémon go and wants to add me as a friend you can. My code is 2466 8932 1007

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reblog if ur lgbt and have a bad eyesight

trying to prove a point to my oculist

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//hey guys so while I was on hiatus p much 50% of the blogs I followed went inactive…so please hit me up with some new people to follow

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secret relationship .

painful

“ it’s — getting a bit out of hand now. ”

“ i don’t think i can keep this up much longer. ”

“ i’m getting tired of hiding…”

“ it sucks that i can’t kiss you in public. ”

“ how much longer do i have to keep swallowing my desires for you. ”

“ are you sure we will — ? ”

“ do you think we’ll ever… be a couple-couple ? ”

“ sometimes i’m just scared that you’re just using me. ”

“ it’s starting to dawn on me that… the reason you might not want to come out about this is because you don’t really love me—”

“ is this a joke to you?”

“ i deleted all our texts. ”

“ i can’t keep pictures of us on my phone, are you crazy? ”

“ if anyone sees us i won’t know what to do. ”

“ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here… ”

provoked

“ aren’t we suppose to be a thing ? why are you flirting then ?”

“ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here —”

“ you sure seem to be good at ignoring the fact that we’re together. ”

“ okay no — i can’t handle the way they keep staring at you. ”

“ if they don’t stop hitting you up i’ll end up hitting them down. ”

“ don’t you see any pride in the marks i left on you ? ”

“ is this a joke to you — ?!”

“ stop that — we’re in public. ”

“ no, not until we get home. ”

“ you know i can’t do this out here — stop it!”

“ could TRY to show that you’re a little worried about this ???”

steamy

“ d—-don’t make me moan, i don’t want anyone to catch us… ”

“ everyone is downstairs… ~ take your pants off ”

“ shhh…. ~ it’ll be fine baby, no one will hear us ”

“ so what ? ~ if they see us coming out together we’ll figure something out…”

“ i’m gonna leave so many hickeys on you… show everyone that you’re taken… ”

“ i missed your scent…”

“ it feels so good — being close to again… ”

“ i’ve been thinking — about this the entire day… ”

“ ~ sit back and let me spoil you… you went an entire day without touching me… ”

“ kiss me… and don’t let me go ”

“ you’re like a forbidden fruit when i can’t touch you ~ kind of sexy ”

innocent

“ i can’t wait to show you off to the entire world… ”

“ we’ll be the cutest couple in existence, someday ”

“ when we come out i’m going to drown you kisses every day ”

“ ~ if we carve our initials in a tree no one will know ”

“ no one will notice if we hold hands under the table ~ ”

“ one day… we’ll be able to kiss like everyone else ”

“ i long for the day i get to hug you in the open ”

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