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The House Managers Office
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thehousemanagersoffice · 25 days ago
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WHEN PATRONS CHOOSE VIOLENCE INSTEAD OF COMMUNICATION.
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thehousemanagersoffice · 25 days ago
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WHEN YOU CHECK-IN TO SEE HOW EVERYONE IS DOING TWO MONTHS BEFORE THE SEASON IS OVER.
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thehousemanagersoffice · 25 days ago
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WHEN EVERYONE COMES INTO THE OFFICE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW OVERWHELMED THEY ARE.
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thehousemanagersoffice · 2 months ago
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WHEN YOU GET A CALL ASKING WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE BUILDING WHEN YOU SEND A BUILDING WIDE SCHEDULE EMAIL ABOUT IT.
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thehousemanagersoffice · 4 months ago
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WHEN A PRODUCER WHO IS CHRONICALLY LATE AT PAYING PROMISES THAT THEY WILL FOLLOW UP COLOSSALLY
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thehousemanagersoffice · 1 year ago
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WHEN HMO GET'S TOLD THAT THERE ARE SHOWS BOOKED FOR JUNE, JULY, AND AUGUST.
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thehousemanagersoffice · 1 year ago
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WHEN JILL GETS TOLD ANOTHER PIANO PLAYER WANTS TO USE KISSIN'S PIANO.
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thehousemanagersoffice · 1 year ago
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WHEN THE PAINTER IS LOUDER THAN YOUR INTERNAL THOUGHTS.
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thehousemanagersoffice · 1 year ago
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WHEN THE LIGHTS KEEP FLICKERING IN HMO.
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thehousemanagersoffice · 1 year ago
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WHEN PATRONS WANT A BETTER EXPERIENCE BUT THEY TOOK TOO MUCH.
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thehousemanagersoffice · 1 year ago
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WHEN THE BUILDING NEXT DOOR IS DOING WORK AND YOU HEAR IT IN ALL THE HALLS.
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thehousemanagersoffice · 1 year ago
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WHEN EVERYONE IS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO SHOULD FILL THE CANDY DRAWER.
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thehousemanagersoffice · 1 year ago
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WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO FIND A GOOD SEAT IN CENTER STAGE.
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thehousemanagersoffice · 1 year ago
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WHEN YOU'RE ON THE SECOND FLOOR.
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thehousemanagersoffice · 1 year ago
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WHEN THERE'S NO LATE SEATING SO HMO IS BEGGING PRODUCTION FOR A LATER START
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thehousemanagersoffice · 1 year ago
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WHEN TOMMY GOES ON VACATION.
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thehousemanagersoffice · 1 year ago
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WHEN THE WEILL CAFE OPENS FOR THE FIRST TIME.
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