theillustratedmary
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#i worked for a year before going to grad school and my roommate went directly out of college#so im a year and change older than her#and sometimes i feel like she was born in an entirely different generation#i mentioned lolcats/i can haz cheezburger and she didnt know what i was talking about
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Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply
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i just think hes neat
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Patrick Gill is a true mind of this generation
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Praying Mantis Rides Snail Through Borneo Jungle. (Photos by Nordin Seruyan/Barcroft Media)
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Hey I can’t take this many days off from work to go to all these events my group chat has scheduled can someone help me choose one
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Mothman of the day is: Mothman pulling a sick kickflip.
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fuck a discord server. hmu on google docs and we’ll all just type in different colors.
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can’t wait to get fucking smashed while hot potato plays in the background
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When you see a Prep in hottopic
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my fate is that I love taking cool pics of my friends but nobody ever takes cool pics of me :\
#also they post the pics without crediting me as the photog which#is so so so totally not a big deal and i wouldnt care#excepet listen 😤#some of those pics are damn cool & if youre not gonna take cool pics of me#at least cridit me when you post pics i take#this is so ulta petty lmao#i dont actually care except in this current moment when i happen to already be bitter and this is what im fixating on lol#also autocorrect doesnt work in tags so there are multiple typos but i just dont care to fix them
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hey guys!! i tried to get in contact with discord about adding a dyslexic font and they told me the easiest way to get a change to happen was to post a feedback idea and get votes on it, so if you guys could vote for accessibility for people who are dyslexic, color blind, and visually impaired in other ways it would mean a lot to me! thank you!
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#holy crap i feel#so seen#whats with these clown dolls why are they a meme did everyone just Have One bc i did but i assumed that was just my weird doll-loving fam
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Soon even our malls will be battle royale
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