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American Idiot

author: katie_delaney

Bucky is jerking off in Zemo's apartment when his brain glitches, and perfect Steve Rogers is at the foot of his bed. Bucky's brain is a mess, but it would be rude not to indulge in a sex hallucination right?

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What Happens on Asgard

author: sparkly_butthole

Thor invites the Avengers to a festival on Asgard. What could possibly go wrong?

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first monday

author: yasgorl

Bucky just wants to get dicked.

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Milk and Cookies for Cap

author: SilverRowan_Ivy630951

After Bucky’s teacher has their class write letters to soldiers overseas, he learns about Captain America. Hoping to protect his new soldier friend, Bucky leaves offerings for Captain America. Later, when he’s a soldier himself, he still leaves out offerings for Captain America.

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Please don’t slow me down if I’m moving too fast

author: Bittersweet_in_Boston

Bucky’s read all the posters about cholesterol and depression and Knowing Your Ticks To Avoid Lyme Disease at least five times each now, and he’s just about to lever himself off the table to grab his phone from the back pocket of his pants, currently folded on the guest chair near the desk, when the door opens. He sits back on the exam table, expecting to see Dr. Banner’s familiar stooped posture, salt-and-pepper curls, and wire rims.

But it isn’t Dr. Banner.

It’s only the hottest man Bucky has ever seen, bar none.

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Praise

author: [unfortunately] orphan_account

series: Home

Part 2

Bucky and Steve have a very interesting and well rehearsed relationship. When Bucky wants something, Steve is almost always more than pleased to give it to him.

A standalone fic to the series, Home.

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Home Is Where The Heart Is

author: [unfortunately] orphan_account

series: Home

Part 1

Bucky has been homeless for almost half a decade now, if he's right. He has been since he was kicked out of college. Ontop of that, his only remaining family passed away just mere days after he was evicted. Life has been just a dull and rough existence, just his cassette player and his shitty job at a grocery store were the only things he counted on nowadays.

In the end though, he doesn't think he has it that bad. And he'd thank his shitty job any day for bringing him Steve Rogers.

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Pretty, Just For Me

author: [unfortunately] orphan_account

Bucky finds out that Steve may have a kink for him in lacy things, then finds out that he definitely has a kink for him in lacy things.

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Energy

author: KingofSorrow_20

He knew he shouldn’t be doing this. He fucking knew it, but he also knew how to be flexible and although he never took his playthings to bed, he could make an exception just this once.

OR

The one where Steve breaks all the rules for true love.

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May God have Mercy on You, Because I Won't

author: rookthorne

There was no greater danger than provoking a man by taking what was his, and flaunting it like a trophy. Devils had to have their fun, too.

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this city bleeds its aching heart

author: renne_archive

The one where Steve and Bucky pose as a happily married couple while on a mission for SHIELD, to catch an international arms dealer hiding in a suburban neighbourhood.

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haylofts & cashmere

author: sparkagrace

“Been waiting long?” The mechanic has his hands on his hips and casually looks at the popped hood.

“About forty-five minutes? Couldn’t get a signal on my phone and this asshole on a motorbike drove right past me. I’m Sebastian, by the way.” Sebastian extends his hand out. The man smirks and shakes it.

“Chris. The asshole on the motorbike.” —

Sebastian's car breaks down on his way to a retreat only to be rescued by Chris, who offers to fix it and put him up for the night. Maybe this rural farm is the retreat Sebastian didn't know he was looking for.

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tangled up

author: sparkagrace

Five times Sebastian helped Chris catch a spider, and one time he didn't have to.

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kiss me through the phone

author: howliesbarnes

How Steve and Bucky find their way back to one another following the events of Captain America: The Winter Soldier, featuring not-so-secret identities, passive-aggressive texts to reckless loved ones, the perks of the 21st century, Hydra ass-kicking, and Steve Rogers's inability to refrain from absolutely spoiling Bucky Barnes.

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bruise-resistant

author: mcwho

Steve’s fighting five against one, of fucking course, fending them off with only his shield, why has this asshole never got a gun on him.

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I've always wanted [but not like this]

author: Late_to_party_81

When Steve reappeared on the platform Bucky knew something was wrong, he just didn’t realise how wrong at first.

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Careful Who You Sext

author: SucculentHyena

Three Shield recruits find an unlocked phone in the locker room, and when the phone owner's girlfriend starts sending texts, they see an opportunity to have some fun.

Until they realize their mistake.