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Austerity measures AND a return to diet culture? They really said don't even let those fat fucks eat cake lmao

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If you could buy diet coke in a tallboy can I would bite into it like an apple and it would heal me

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I was born with a curse called ‘I want to know everything’

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Are you single?

do these look like the posting habits of someone experiencing romance

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gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

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we will try again today guys

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i understand why some people hate them but i do love video game achievements because im a sick bastard who likes it when the developers call me a good boy

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dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them

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imagine if there were annoying astrology people who try to make it all a comment on your personality but about the french republican calendar "ohhhh you were born on the day of the chestnut......... this explains so much"

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'you are not serious people' is a phrase that has done so much. thank you logan succession

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orcs are just people using powerful illusions to look green

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when your friend asks if you have any plans like nope just me and the skull lol

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its crazy how teeth problems can fucking kill you and not only are dental services not free they cost a ludicrous amount and require an entirely different type of insurance than the rest of ur body. aside from the eyes, of course, which need a third type of insurance. What are we even doing man

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the orc city

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I think every good writer has an Orc City or three under their belt. They maybe just didn't show them to everyone. I think Orc City is a necessary stop on the way to being good at writing.