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This commercial for Charmin Ultra-Strong has horrifying implications.
The fact that there is a security checkpoint for the bear airport (or should I say, bearport) implies that there are certain bears who have malicious intent to blow up the bearplanes.  There are bearrorists in this universe that aspire to destroy things that these ass-wiping mammals hold near and dear.
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Dolores Latte (by basheertome)
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tny bby tries its best
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i just ran onto my porch and screamed “CAN I JUST FUCKING BE GOOD ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY MAKE YOU FEEL SOMETHING” and a guy rode by on a bike and screamed “YOU ARE PERFECT AND YOU MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE”
wow fuck thank you stranger thank you very much
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imagine your icon asking you out on a date with the same expression he/she currently has
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Uh... Hey guys! It’s Kenny again!
Well, it’s been forever since I’ve had access to this account... If they hadn’t made it so I could reset my password, it would’ve never happened. Um, well, if anyone is still here or didn’t know I had a personal account for the last few years, I’m not dead yet at least.
Maybe on the inside due to retail being a nightmare, but well. That’s another story. Anyway, I hope everyone here has been doing well over the years. I may rehash this blog and make it into something else, depending on if I can find it in me to stay active. I don’t know who all is still here yet, but it’s nice to see some familiar names on the dash.
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Notable cities in: Japan
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Do you ever just accidentally lose it while writing a text post and then when you’re at the bottom, you’re suddenly okay?
... Kind of...
Ugh. I need to stop this, but I’m just worrying too much. Maybe I should go bake that cake.
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So, I haven’t been on this account in forever.
And I swear it’s not because I quit Tumblr or anything. It’s because I both have a job now and it sucks most of my time away from me...
And I’m always on this account here these days, so yeah... If you need me or something, feel free to grab me here.
I’ll also probably try going through my follower list here, too. That way I can follow people there and know what’s going on with you all.
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When your roommate is more willing to help you with medical things than your own mother, though;;;
We’re looking at a dog in the morning, a black German Shepherd. Already housebroken and good with basic commands. It sounds like he’s as close to perfect as you can get for a Service Dog Candidate, and that he would almost immediately be a Service Dog in Training. $450, over twice what we can really afford to swing, but my roommate will go for it anyway. Please, if you can donate anything at all, my email for paypal is [email protected]
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zephyr
(zɛf ər), noun | Deemed one of the most beautiful words in the English language due to its euphony, rare sighting and letter composition, zephyr is described as a gentle, mild breeze. It does not disrupt, nor cause chaos, it merely brings a pleasant sensation on a warm summer day. (via wordsnquotes)
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Pepperoni pizza rolls
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The person I reblogged this from is super cute and deserves to have a nice day
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Do you want to know what’s a strange feeling? Having a platonic crush on someone. You go through all the same crap as with a romantic crush, trying to impress them, not wanting to seem over eager, wanting to talk to them all the time. The only difference is, instead of wanting to kiss them until they can’t breathe, you want to rent all of the movies with them and have a sleep over. It’s rather disconcerting.
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This is for Gaby before I have to go to work. I don’t want to go, but I know I have to.
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Cuddling is often a habit that the deer and fox partake in, especially on colder nights or times when both have been worn out. A fleece blanket for cold nights and a huge comforter for other days. Sometimes includes movies if they aren’t super tired, but sometimes they end up falling asleep between the middle and the end.
If only one is tired though, there is always an open lap and loving forehead kisses and hair playing with. Sometimes there are lullabies or cute little songs hummed or sung from either one of them and Ani sometimes accidentally makes little braids in Emery’s hair.
If they sleep until morning or stay the night, they’ll take turns making coffee or tea for the other depending on who wakes up first. Ani always tries to wake up first so Emery doesn’t have to, but sometimes Emery is just too quick for him.
Since both are wanting to see new places, I can see them having an apartment or home decorated with a few various trinkets from other countries. (They do take care to make sure that they are not crossing boundaries though.) 
They try to teach each other little bits from their languages and also would probably be likely to try and learn languages new to both of them together.
Afternoon tea and some treats are something that Ani often tries to treat Emery with because he works so hard.
Making dinner is often switched off between the two of them. (This would be a living together headcanon more likely)
Sometimes Ani tries to bring a warm lunch for Emery (or Emery might get Ani to eat lunch with him) on days he’s working. This most often results in a too cutesy lunch though because Ani is so trained in making lunches for Sana.
Ani often feels like he has to ask permission before kissing Emery, but sometimes the deer surprises him with a quick peck before he can finish the question. The fox can be spontaneous sometimes though, sometimes before he has to leave he just can’t help giving Emery a loving kiss.
Cafe dates during afternoons when they’re not busy is sometimes on the menu, but sometimes they plan nice dinner dates together. They don’t argue about who pays the bill either, most often they split it.
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