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My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going

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If I was in a fanfiction and started coughing up flowers while working at a flower shop (because this is a flower shop au) I would NOT connect my crush on the tattoo artist next door to the flower cough situation. I would freak the fuck out and think the pollen at work was doing some Last of Us shit to me, quit my job and move FAR away. inadvertently my flame for the tattoo artist would fade with distance, solving my hanahaki situation and proving my 'the flowers were trying to turn me into a plant zombie' theory

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me, struggling in my trap: this is because i’m gay, isn’t it?

jigsaw, pausing the timer: what? hold on, what? we don’t do that. this has nothing to do with you being gay. this is because you flaked on your friends when you were depressed. we’re not bigots.

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Poorly drawn Darumaka line

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if i worked at nintendo i would try so hard to make it canon that mario and luigi are red/green colourblind and think theyre wearing the exact same outfit

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they should invent tech issues that other people have experienced and solved

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The proletarian revolution will be upheld by the worker bees

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her greed sickens me she does not need BOTH of them

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adopting this into my vocabulary

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zwei assoc. don quixote

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zwei assoc. don quixote

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for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

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Ok my brothers math teacher has pissed me off so bad that I’m writing an email. Do you know how seethingly mad I have to be to write an email.

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gettin old