indie stan pines from gravity falls. penned by charlie
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do YOU like grouchy old men with back problems and a hatred for the world he grew up in? how about great uncles who live in a tourist trap, out in the woods, a good drive away from actual civilization? he also likes to fish.
if you checked YES for any of these things, let me present to you THE STAN PINES THING! he’s here, on this blog, and he wants you to follow him. don’t keep him waiting, he’s an old man with no tolerance for slackers.
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do YOU like grouchy old men with back problems and a hatred for the world he grew up in? how about great uncles who live in a tourist trap, out in the woods, a good drive away from actual civilization? he also likes to fish.
if you checked YES for any of these things, let me present to you THE STAN PINES THING! he’s here, on this blog, and he wants you to follow him. don’t keep him waiting, he’s an old man with no tolerance for slackers.
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what even is the math behind stanley n stanfords age like what
#a lot of people say things dont add up to them being 69 and it makes sense but HUFFS LOUDLY I DONT KNOW#HOW THEY DO THE MATH TO GET THAT ANSWER#im just gonna fuckin google theories and grab the closest thing that looks right thats how lazy and tired i am#( IS IT LEGAL TO PUNCH A CHILD? // out of character )#why is this relevant#stay tuned
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oh right my discord changed fuckers
charlie and the cringe factory#1407
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spitelived replied to your post: just my hot take but i love it when people dont...
father have i ever told u how much i love u
I LOVE U TOO DOTTER
#spitelived#( IS IT LEGAL TO PUNCH A CHILD? // out of character )#u will take up my mantle when im gone and u will be . the supreme . meme#or#something#i love u megaronni and cheese
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just my hot take but i love it when people dont refer to nsfw/sexual/etc themes as “sinful”, “sinning”, and their muses as “sinners” because they. have sex. like the root of it is literally in the bible declaring sex(before marriage, and between same gender folk i guess) as sinful.
it varies ofc cause i know some people jokingly call their friends (who do “””sinful””” things) sinners and im sure most people arent even trying to be Like That TM when they dub things sinful. but like its just super off putting and just kind of bad because when u think about it, thats literally where that comes from
#ie why ''sinday'' and ''look at my sinner'' in reference to a gay couple literally just having sex#bothers the fuck out of me#unpopular opinion /#im guessing given that its tradition to dub everything sinful#¯\_(ツ)_/¯#( IS IT LEGAL TO PUNCH A CHILD? // out of character )#also stan is just my placeholder personal now i guess#me with a personal: gotta make commentary on stanley
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DISCO GIRL IS A PARODY OF DANCING QUEEN
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@mideoku i was innocently scrolling my fucking dash and your goddamn nya ya hewwo bullshit glitched the deku icon OVER YOUR POST TITLE
YOUR BLOG IS CURSED
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Sometimes creativity is a compulsion, not an ambition.
( written by mabes! feat. muses from fight club, moonrise kingdom, red dragon, and more! )
#( EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH // promo )#i only ever lurk on stan now but#LOOK MABES DID A THING !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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All these positive posts on like “start your 2018 off right!” are nice and all but,, it’s also okay if ur 2018 doesn’t start off great. It’s okay if you’re sick in bed and grieving and haven’t showered in a week. You’ve got a whole year ahead of you to improve yourself and your life like,, it’s not a race. You’re allowed to take your time with healing and moving forward. I haven’t slept well in days so this might be unintelligible but hdbbwnaj I thought someone should make this post even if no one will see it. Good luck with ya new year people
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#highkey follows people from this blog because its kinda stressful just to open dippers anymore and i dont want to lose track of friends#fuck heck butts#i jsut dont have muSE FOR MY GRAVITY FALLS BOYS ANYMORE#i suck sorry yall#( IS IT LEGAL TO PUNCH A CHILD? // out of character )
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okay so the move blog fuckin up ACTUALLY pist me off and i have zero(0) doubt ill remake stan at some point but for the time being hmu on discord if were mutuals
dopper pens#1407
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icr if el already said this but mad max & her boys reminds me of april+the turts
#fifthturtle#hi el mad max reminded me of yr gorl#( IS IT LEGAL TO PUNCH A CHILD? // out of character )
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okay so the move blog fuckin up ACTUALLY pist me off and i have zero(0) doubt ill remake stan at some point but for the time being hmu on discord if were mutuals
dopper pens#1407
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secondtimcaround:
❛ that sure is a lot of christmas spirit for a man in a candy canicorn sweater? ❜
“ listen, kid, candy corn is a GREAT snack for any holiday. it’s FLEXIBLE. let me live. ”
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someone else: is tall
stan, loudly, with intense feeling: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
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fireinclined:
“Thanks, I guess.”
he has to actually lift his head back to look at her. “ except you, you’re a tree. have the kids decorate you with lights and you can be the Christmas tree. ”
#( DO IT FOR THEM // in character )#HE HATES IT#fireinclined#SHES SO T AL L#hes only 5'9'' anyways but then he hunches and hes gotta crane his friggin neck back#also hi rooks
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