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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, Y’ALL

Gay Randy’s back, just for this month! Enjoy him while he lasts!

LAST YEAR’S GAY RANDY, FOR CONTEXT:

THANKS, Y’ALL, have a good pride month!!!!

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Dialtown art contest! - Win a free Oliver plush

ART CONTEST TIME.

Basically, I’m holding an art contest on here + Twitter! To enter, draw an image or comic showing what YOU’D do if you won a free Oliver plush and post it under the #dialtownplushcontest tag! One lucky winner gets the prize!

The prize: A free Oliver plush.

Winner will be the piece deemed to be the most creative + creates the strongest impression. Points for also sticking to the theme (with something happening TO/WITH an Oliver plush) & for style/composition!

Entries will ONLY be accepted if they are visible when checking the #dialtownplushcontest tag!

The contest will end at 2PM ET April 16th, 2022, at which point, the sole winner will be announced on here and on Twitter! Entries will be accepted on both sites until then. Only one winner will be chosen!

Bonne chance, everyone!!!

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People kept asking me to make the Randy Jade and Oliver Swift Dialtown plushies kiss…

Today, that wish has been fulfilled.

(You can buy an Oliver Swift plush for the next 15 days over on the Makeship page by clicking this text!)

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For those wondering what the best way to pick up Makeship Oliver Swift plush is… I’ve been guilty of occasionally gripping The Boy’s receiver like the handle of a coffee mug! OLIVER’s full of beans, and coffee… contains beans. It just works.

https://www.makeship.com/products/oliver-swift-plush

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we’ve all been here! it’s always nuts when someone close to you transforms into a gigantic idol of their own head! MONDAYS, amirite? You can get an Oliver Swift plush for a limited time only riiight over here!

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I’m a marine biologist. Nothing you say can scare me more than the shit I’ve seen.

Give us the Randal lore before I find a way to classify the residents of phone town as mollusks

You mentioned Randy's nails were bitten down to nubs before and it stayed in my noggin

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does randy have *teeth?*

y'know, im trying to be better at my new years resolution of not explaining information that i know will hurt people's minds.

I'll briefly break my resolution to give an example of what I mean: y'know there's a sea barnacle that enters a male crab, gives the crab a sex change by fucking with its hormone balance (causes the crab's abdomen to form a womb, and the crab begins doing female mating dances curiously enough) and then it forces the crab to give birth to the barnacle's offspring?

That's an example of a fact that will help nobody and scare most people. the world is a worse place for me having talked about this wretched barnacle in such detail. In the same vein, I'm hesitant to explain how Randy bites his nails

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Silly phone men have taken up residency in my brain…

I just wanna hold their hands!!

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DIALTOWN IS OFFICIALLY ONE YEAR OLD!

Today is the one year anniversary of Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim’s full release! A lot has happened for Dialtown in that time! Here’s some cool art courtesy of @drachenrabbit​ to thank all of you for letting my phone-headed GOOFS into your lives, hearts and above all: brains.

Keep reading

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HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY! I’m here to celebrate by opening up PREORDERS for my Sanmos sticker set! I only have 40 available, so cop one before they run out!

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TW: Bleeding

I'm … Dying?

(Fanart for the beautiful fanfic of @ya-killin-me-smalls , i recommend the read)

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Omg hello! I’m from the chat of krinkels’s streams flaminggamingarttyree!

Oh, Hello! I’m flattered that you recognize my name and/or bothered to look me up!

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The last thing you see before death

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Our inbox is open! Ask us away about the game

Art by our character artist: @theketchupdaddy

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fucking amazing commission of Presley by @skeptiql ❤️❤️❤️

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Hanks ass

counterargument: Deimos ass

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Favorite ship dynamic right here