thekneethief

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could really do with being tucked safely in someone's arms right now. oh well we ball

[thekneethief]

In The Garden, for giant robot’s Fruit and Veggie show.

[thekneethief]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

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“gentle reminder-” VIOLENT FORGET !!! ❌

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sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass

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i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words

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you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built

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Don't worry everybody I promise to be normal tonight.

One drink in: Who would like to swear fealty to my cause

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

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did you know public libraries are free and beautiful

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Get these ai writing assistants out of my face!!!! I don't care if my writing is bad at least it is mine!!!!

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me contemplating the human condition