thekneethief
thekneethief
the knee thief
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i don’t tag because i don’t care ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ she/her | 21 | aroace | adhdcurrently obsessed with kleya marki
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thekneethief · 48 minutes ago
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could really do with being tucked safely in someone's arms right now. oh well we ball
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thekneethief · 1 hour ago
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In The Garden, for giant robot’s Fruit and Veggie show.
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thekneethief · 3 hours ago
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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thekneethief · 4 hours ago
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“gentle reminder-” VIOLENT FORGET !!! ❌
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thekneethief · 5 hours ago
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sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it
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thekneethief · 7 hours ago
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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
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thekneethief · 7 hours ago
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Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass
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thekneethief · 7 hours ago
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i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words
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thekneethief · 7 hours ago
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you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built
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thekneethief · 7 hours ago
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Don't worry everybody I promise to be normal tonight.
One drink in: Who would like to swear fealty to my cause
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thekneethief · 7 hours ago
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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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thekneethief · 7 hours ago
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* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?
* (I'm collecting them.
* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.
* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!
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thekneethief · 7 hours ago
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did you know public libraries are free and beautiful
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thekneethief · 7 hours ago
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Get these ai writing assistants out of my face!!!! I don't care if my writing is bad at least it is mine!!!!
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thekneethief · 7 hours ago
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thekneethief · 7 hours ago
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thekneethief · 7 hours ago
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me contemplating the human condition
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