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One of those days.

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here is a playlist entirely of songs sung by women about going down on / fingering other women ! happy pride 😇

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“I have been in love with no one, and never shall,” she whispered, “unless it should be with you.”

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Got mad at my supervisor for killing a wasp and stormed off to go to lunch hope I dont get in trouble for that 💀

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Tossing, turning, struggled through the night with someone new. Lantern burning, flickered in my mind for only you but you’re still gone, gone, gone. Your kiss, my cheek, I watched you leave. Your smile, my ghost, I fell to my knees.

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And Henry would be the DM of course!

The comment I made in the tags of the last post is making me think of Swan-Mills DnD family game night but instead of roleplaying they all just play as themselves

Emma likes to multiclass so she's pretty well rounded. A jack of all trades master of none type. Her wisdom is ass tho

Snow is a rogue but for some reason decided to make her best stat charisma

David can hit things. He can also take a hit. His background of growing up on a farm means he passes nearly all nature-based and animal handling skill checks with ease. Unfortunately he is outclassed in just about all of this by some of his companions, rendering him a bit redundant

Regina dumped all her stats into intelligence, wisdom, and charisma. She's always getting one-shotted due to her low constitution and needing to be revived. Emma is constantly nagging her about putting some points into dexterity so she's not solely relying on magic all the time, grilling her about what she's going to do when she runs out of spell slots. "Cantrips, Miss Swan, cantrips," is all Regina ever says in response. And yes, she does abuse magic missile, why do you ask?

Belle is a non-magic user who poured all her stats into intelligence and wisdom. Because of this, everyone thinks they're going to have to carry her during encounters but she almost always manages to hold her own through clever use of her environment and an intimate understanding of all the monsters they face

Killian multiclasses as a rogue and a bard, and is content to either talk his way out of conflict or fight his way out. His keen senses for finding treasure and disarming traps, skills with both a pistol and a rapier, and convenient support abilities are valued by his companions. However, his party always becomes quickly annoyed by his attempts to fuck anything that moves

It's always a good time when Red makes it to a session. As a path of the beast barbarian with high strength and high constitution, she makes any combat encounter a walk in the park. Her sensitive nose also allows her party to bypass certain puzzles/encounters they would have otherwise spent hours on. The only downside to having her around is her wolfish appetite and subsequent strain on the group's resources

Robin is a rogue who the party calls in for stealth missions. Emma resents him for it, since when he's not around, she's the one who is relied on for all things related to stealth and thievery. But the real reason she doesn't like him is because he keeps flirting with Regina's character

Mulan is a fighter class and can do basically everything David can do but better. She has abysmally low charisma though so the group has to be careful to never allow her to be the one to talk to strangers they come across

Despite having +10 modifiers in all stats, Rumple still can't help but cheat and gets kicked out of sessions for it repeatedly. The party ends up caving and bringing him back for more challenging missions since his skillset as the Dark One is so useful. He has a bad habit of rolling crit fails at high stakes moments, setting the party's progress back months in some cases. When he isn't cheating or rolling nat 1's, he has a tendency to turn on his companions. No one knows why they keep inviting him

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Thank you for the tag @italianbeatrice!!!

When you get this, you have to post five strange quirks or facts about yourself, then pass it on to five people

1. I have 7 half siblings but no full siblings (my dad is a hoe) and my youngest sibling is 21 years younger than me.

2. I once caught a 3 foot long musky while fishing for bluegill. I was 12 at the time and it damn near pulled me off the boat.

3. I've only ever been to two concerts. One was for Reba McEntire and the other was for In This Moment.

4. I didn't get my driver's license until the day before I turned 23.

5. I have not shaved my legs in 7 years.

Tagging: @anxietyriddenhuman @luciavein @tang0mang0 @extancyy @pretty-pony

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Oh so ur a writer?? Prove it. Drop the last sentence of ur wip in the tags

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@luciavein

fandom is really cool actually sometimes you meet people that just fuckin rule and it's because you both want the same two fictional women to kiss on the mouth

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tinder bio idea: I like to sit in the dark and play computer games and jack off all day, I don't exercise I don't go outside and I have no friends, and right now I don't feel so good I think I may be dying of a disease they'll name after me

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Keep living. Even when it's hard. Every lesbian lost makes the world a dimmer place. You have a place in this world. Every single one of us does. And it's bullshit that we have to fight for that place, sometimes even against ourselves. But that fight is worth fighting.

Make lesbian friends when you can. And when you can't, when you feel hopelessly alone, remember the time you saw a lesbian at the grocery store. Or a concert. Or laughing in a public restroom. Or kissing her girlfriend on a park bench. Remember the hope it gave you. Remember the light you felt, the love for that stranger. Remember, you are also a source of that hope and light.

Live on, shine on. We are each other's hope.

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"

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man with loophole fetish facing criminal charges gets off on a technicality