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[thedndgoblinwholivesinyourwalls]

I was going to draw sad oakworthy but I had to get this down before hand!! :[ rest in peace hermie the unworthy, remembered but always forgotten (that was a joke i stole from someone on here btw)

[dyrewrites]

Get to Know Me tag

@cowboybrunch sent me this one.

I am tagging YOU, whoever is reading this, if you wanna share. ^.-

Last song I listened to:

Last thing I watched:

The Revenant and The Menu, back to back for my sister's birthday. The first one was nonstop tragedy and pain, the second was bizarre but oddly predictable -- I wouldn't watch either again, but am very glad I watched them.

Last book I read:

It has been a very long time since I read anything that wasn't mine, but I think the last one I finished was Columbus Day by Craig Alanson

Things I'm currently obsessed with:

Before Deluca...I can't with these two. They own me now.

Spicy/savory/sweet:

Spicy+sweet together

Relationship status:

Forever jail with my best friend for almost twenty years

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Last song I listened to:

Last thing I watched:

Last book I read:

Things I'm currently obsessed with:

Spicy/savory/sweet:

Relationship status:

[its-a-thing-i-guess]

But, like, realistically.

Also! Please reblog for varied responses!

[iirlshinji]

reblog before voting!

[modify-and-sever]

if gender is what's in my pants then my gender is YOUR MOM lol anyway yeah I heard you're nonbinary do you have a penis. are you girl agender or boy agender. are you girl nonbinary or boy nonbinary. you have multiple genders but like are you more girl or boy. ok you're neither but are you more boy or girl. no haha I get it like no gender lol but seriously do you have a penis. is it a boy penis or a girl penis. it's honestly really weird that you don't want to answer this question honestly I'm just going to assume you have a dangerous male penis and tell all my friends that you're a bad person

[alexandriad]

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[tojisun]

!! smut - minors dni; this is fuckin nastyy so look away or smthn; breeding kink :’3

mmm but simon not realizing he has breeding kink until someone brings it up

they’re out in a bar, chatting quietly even amidst the sheer volume of the weekend crowd, before johnny snorts and bumps his shoulders to simon’s in a teasing manner.

“especially LT,” johnny says, scottish accent even thicker now that he’s intoxicated. “he probably can’t wait to see his bonnie lass swollen with his kids. would probably retire jus’ for the very reason of makin’ her a momma.”

john snorts at johnny’s slurred words while kyle chokes on his drink, coughing quietly, almost politely, until john takes pity on the kid and smacks his back with measured thumps. johnny laughs, loud guffaws blending well with the buzz in the bar, but it’s not like simon noticed.

how could he focus when his mind’s feeding him images of the way you’d look heavy with a babe? or how he’d make it so that you are?

the way he’d fuck you until it takes; your pussy leaking and gaping and full of his cum. the way he’d keep you on his bed for hours, make a routine out of it until he’s repeating it for many days because he wouldn’t risk the chances. then, he can’t stop thinking about the way your body would change, building fat to cushion your belly, your sharp edges turning into soft and pudgy corners. the way you’d be so sensitive, so dependent on him.

fuck.

simon gets yanked back into the reality when he hears john chuckle, low rumbles of disbelief spilling from the puffs of his laughter. simon’s eyes flick up towards his captain and all john does is give him a pointed stare, his eyes crinkled in a surprised delight, before the older man tips his drink into his lips and finishes his bourbon.

simon’s fist closes around his glass of whiskey, and he tries his best to ignore the growing tightness of his jeans.

he can’t wait to file for a vacation leave.

[fruitface]

"You know you didn't have to start like a whole fight club just to date me."

[twinprime]

thom

[contact-guy]

This is part of a series, read these first! (pt 1) (pt 2) (pt 3) (pt 4)(pt 5) (pt 6)

HOUND OF THE BASKERVILLES part 7 - man of action

this is part of the Watson's sketchbook series!

(slight nsfw under the cut)

[beif0ngs]

everyone on tumblr @Buggy the 🤡 right now 

[steveyockey]

no but I’m still pissed tumblr destroyed prev tags even on mobile because tags themselves are maybe one of the most interesting features of tumblr specifically BECAUSE the user base uses them not just for sorting posts (which doesn’t even work anyway SO) but for having conversations without having to add information or commentary into reblogs that clog up the post itself and intrude onto the space of the original poster. like it was a commentary track you could trace back to full conversations between sets of different people and they decided to just pull the plug for no good reason. I’ll never understand it

[wolfythewitch]

oops just realized i posted the wrong version of ruthlessness LMAO. there isn't much difference just the additional length. Prev for context

[goobergoobygoob]

farmer market gfs

[tumbler-polls]

[temeyes]

//i wont say (im in love) plays in the background//