thelazymommy
TheLazyMommy
Too square to be hip, to punk rock to be normal, so I just have a cocktail and amuse myself. Plus, I find parenting in general hilarious, which proves there's actually something wrong with me.
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Got a little obsessed with mirror selfies over the weekend.
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Science can purify religion from error and superstition. Religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes.
St. Pope John Paul II
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The dominion of death can no longer hold men captive, for Christ descended, shattering and destroying its powers! Hell is bound, while the prophets rejoice and cry: The Savior has come to those in faith! Enter, you faithful, into the Resurrection! #pascha #christisrisen #trulyheisrisen #resurrection #easter #easter2017 #pascha2017 #orthodox #sophia
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It’s official: Fox has ordered 10 more episodes of The X-Files!
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Then when someone else does evil to you, be affectionate and humble toward him, and treat him kindly, and you will deliver him from this passion.
-St. Maximus the Confessor
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Our wickedness shall not overpower the unspeakable goodness and mercy of God
St. John of Kronstadt (via stkatherine)
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Concern yourself with your own sins and not with those of your neighbor
St. Mark the Ascetic (via stkatherine)
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Seriously, replace the word "Muslims" with the word "Jews" and give the man a tiny moustache already. THEY EVEN HAVE THE SAME COMB-OVER.
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Look, ma! Literally no hands.
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This is Angel Rice. She’s a 17-year-old gymnast who defies physics.
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The soul which has been given over to the will of God is afraid of nothing
St. Silouan the Athonite (via stkatherine)
I must be less, He must be more.
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Parenting Tip #738
When you get called in by the kindergarten teacher to “discuss” your child’s writing of the following on his white board:
“Poop.
P.
Frt.
Vomit.
Diariuh.”
turns out you shouldn’t laugh and complement his spelling.
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(more) Thoughts while streaming Supernatural
OH HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS. ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS SEASON ONE FINALE? Thank all of the thankable things that I didn't watch this show when it was originally on air because even now KNOWING there are 10 years yet to come I just had an actual pulmonary attack of some serious magnitude. You poor original fans! THEY WERE DEAD TO YOU ALL FUCKING SUMMER. This is actually worse than when Buffy stabbed Angel. Or when Connor drowned Angel. (For a badass, Angel gets trapped All The Time.)
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