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hell yea man flip that mushroom !!!!!

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Bees, lots of bees!

You can buy one for 5 Silver Coins, or a stack of ten for 40 Silver and 70 Copper!

But the bees aren't the subject of this post, no? In order to summon the Wall of Flesh opening against a bee-less opponent, you're gonna need 1 Soul of a Guide!

Hey, y'all, does anyone know how to counter the Wall of Flesh opening????? The answer is time sensitive.

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I'm not explicitly the yarn broker, but I can say for certain it's about 34 Silver Coins and a dozen Copper!

How much is a ball of yarn made out of cat fur worth

idk that isn't a cat. need the yarn broker to give a proper evaluation

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Whoah, what a scary car! Get this Barbie Existential Mobile for the cheap price of 32 Platinum and 12 Silver!

Get in losers, we're having an existential nightmare

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Magic pixel reducer with a foul power! Get this low-quality device for only 34 Copper!

go go gadget rule.

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Bring out the fine chat china for an approximate five Silver Coins!

Cat paw glasses

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Knuckles of the Golden Clam! A new way to punch those damned sharks, now estimated to be at a price of 63 Gold and 24 Silver!

Item: Knuckles of the Golden Clam; adds +1 to Punching damage, plus if you can hold a speck of dirt or gravel in your hand for 24 hours it will turn into a pearl.

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For just fifty Gold, you can purchase a Music Box that I 'borrowed' from a wizard!

Laying in my bed late at night, I feel like breaking out into a sad musical number for no reason

Tragically I don't know how to write a song, nor do I have the energy to sing my heart out into the white dotted inky darkness of my light polluted night sky

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The legendary foul-mouthed Gnome Chompski, immortalized in thread and fabric! Get this piece of history for an astounding 23 Platinum and 72 Gold!

got my textile-obsessed roommate into wayneradiotv's gnome series and in return they cross-stiched this beautiful object for me

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A gorgeous, smooth vehicle! Could probably do well against those mechanical eyes if it has hydraulics, so I'll price it 86 Gold coins.

makehastecorp - colorsponge

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Perhaps you could purchase lute lessons? From last I heard, they're a mere ten Silver per hour on average!

Laying in my bed late at night, I feel like breaking out into a sad musical number for no reason

Tragically I don't know how to write a song, nor do I have the energy to sing my heart out into the white dotted inky darkness of my light polluted night sky

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I am aware. It has told me.

I should start posting more original stuff tbh

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Build me a house.

I should start posting more original stuff tbh

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A friendly wizard in red, with magical services to offer if you have the right amount of currency! Perhaps you could request a transformation spell for three Gold Coins and 55 Silver?

a magical red wizard

what do you think....................?

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So that explains why my house caught on fire with green flames.

fuck w me

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Stop duping. You're breaking the economy.

However, you should be able to purchase 6562500 cookies with that kind of money.

fuck w me