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"kill em with kindness" WRONG. *nightmare time leitmotif

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If anyone tries to tell you that Shakespeare is stuffy or boring or highbrow, just remember that the word “nothing” was used in Elizabethan era slang as a euphemism for “vagina”. 

Shakespeare has a play called “Much Ado About Nothing”, which you could basically read in modern slang as “Freaking Out Over Pussy”. And that’s pretty much exactly what happens in the play. 

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REBLOG IF YOU'RE EXTREMELY BURNT OUT DESPITE ALSO FEELING LIKE YOU'VE DONE NOTHING WORTHWHILE AT ALL WITH YOUR LIFE!

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fuck it, tinky time 🐐💛📦

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Gracie is watching you, don't be naughty :)

AKA Grace as Blikotep prophet AKA Blinkally Accurate Grace Chasity

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IF YOU WANNA GET IN TUNE BETTER CHANGE YOUR WHOLE PITCH

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LETS GO WALLET TIME!!!!!!

honestly I’m aroace and a scout so I would thrive at abstinence camp. Minus the murder. And the Jesus.

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VIRGINITY ROCKS!!

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@pangothepangolin have fun at the Hatchetfield Action News station! Dan and Donna are taking care of you for the evening :D

part 1

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now that workin boys is out

yall-

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i knew shit was REAL wrong when we got a “hiya duke” and no “heya darlin”

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Rip Jon Matteson

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WILBUR WILBUR WILBUR WILBUR WILBUR WILBUR

I LOVE HIM SM HES NOT EVEN ON SCREEN BUT IM CRYING GUYS I LOVE HIM SO SO MUCH

GUYS HES PULLING ALL THE STRINGS GUYS THIS WAS ALL HIS PLAN

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there was something so hot about grace chasity shooting a man to death while quoting bible verses idk

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The sex is off, the fight is on

- Nick Lang

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I WAS SITTING CRISS CROSS APPLE SAUCE ON MY FLOOR WATCHING WORKIN BOYS AND RUTH CAME ON AND SUDDENLY IM STANDING AND IM NOT QUITE SURE HOW THAT HAPPENED. I PROPELLED MYSELF TO MY FEET FROM SHEER EXCITEMENT.