thelinesofmylife
The lines of my life
Somehow, either by creation, conversation,
random thought or as a matter of circumstance, these are the lines of my life.
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"You are the sovereign citizen of social etiquette."
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"You would enter the gates of hell and Satan would start screaming that his parent in law was back."
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"You so aren't worth my time or effort. I'm just going to call you an ass and find something more worthy of my talents."
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"Huh, didn't expect to see you here. I was unaware Hell did day passes."
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"All those fancy clothes and accoutrements, yet you still cannot hide what sort of garbage human you are."
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"Pretty high and mighty for someone who's naked under those clothes."
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"Oh deerie, I'm not calling you an asshole because you're <insert group here>; that's boring human stuff that doesn't interest me.
I'm calling you an asshole, because you're an asshole."
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"When they made you, they certainly broke the mould, especially upon realising the fuck-up they had made."
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"Your death, much like your life, will be surrounded by chaos, drama, and inconvenience, and much like your life, it will be by your design."
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"If you looked up 'Apathy' in the dictionary, one of the definitions would be 'My feelings about you'."
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"I'm currently petitioning to get the sin of sloth renamed after you."
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"How do I put this. I've come across people with more talent.
A lot of people with more talent.
All of them had more talent."
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"Wow. I mean, alot of people think of themselves as a god, but you're probably the first to set up their own religion for the tax breaks."
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Aimed at the horse racing industry. (Because fuck the horse racing industry.)
"Avoid anyone in the horse racing industry offering sympathy. You'll get no comfort and will send a bill in the mail charging you a 'sympathy fee'."
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So it's Saturday night, I'm towing a trailer with three 4ft round bales an have two more on my ute, I have a kebab, a cup of coffee with Milo in it, it's cold, I still have an hour to drive,
And I am listening to Scooter's The Logical Song.
LET'S DO THIS!
#So this is my Saturday#horse people get it#Follow up song; The Killer's Somebody Told Me at 140% speed
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"They will have great difficulty finding a brain surgeon for you; can't say I know many brain surgeons who minored in geology."
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"I think you're confusing subjective opinion and objective fact.
It is your subjective opinion that you're a decent person.
It's an objective fact that you're not."
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