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how does ABBA have so many bangers

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the host greeting you at dennys is a cutscene and following them to a table is a quicktime event

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WEREWOLF BAR MITZVAH

spooky scary

boys becoming men

men becoming wolves

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sometimes i scroll through stephen king’s twitter and i’m never disappointed

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every time I burp I legally have to do a rick sanchez impression or they won’t let me see my family again

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“Joseph lies to himself” Original audio from: 30 Rocks It’s 11 pm, and i have school, wtf i made this u will never know.

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dadsona: wakey wakey eggs and bakey damien: im a vegetarian dadsona: dadsona: wakey wakey… vegetables

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dont say nothin just reblog if she looks like who you know we all think she looks like

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The transplant was a success!

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Any elder gods out there looking to trade mystic powers in exchange for loyal service in the physical planes? Asking for a friend

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ideal winter date: you throw snowballs towards me. i punch all of them out of the air. it looks pretty cool and you're impressed

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everyone on here thinks they r so insightful but honestly discourse peaked when cupsnake100 said “earth is a cup” and when asked for an explanation said “holds things”

you can’t argue with logic that sound. that’s mind blowing