thelostkane
I'm just waiting for Maryse Lightwood to adopt me
All you need to really know is I spilled a lot of thug tears to get here, I have the hair of Shakira and the body of Wendy Williams and it's pronounced Julia.
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THE SIGNS AS EMO/SCENE QUOTES
Aries: You know my name, not my story
Taurus: The weirdest thing happened the other morning…
I woke up with tears in my eyes…and one rolling down my cheek… and I knew I must have been dreaming of you again.
Gemini: Haters make me famous
Cancer: Mom it's not a phase this is who I really am!
Leo: Rawr means I love you in dinosaur
Virgo: ROTFLMFAO
Libra: I'm so random xD
Scorpio: Hot Topic is for posers
Sagittarius: *Googles how to screamo*
Capricorn: Music saved my life
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All a bitch wants for Christmas is for Maryse and Jocelyn to stop fucking around and get married.
#Maryse Lightwood#jocelyn fairchild#Jocelyn x Maryse#Maryse x Jocelyn#that's the true otp for this series fuck y'all mean???#I would also like assassin's creed syndicate but that's a different thing#stop playin with me
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the signs advice when you're having boy troubles
*before you've even said anything* "lmao dump him": Capricorn, ARIES, Gemini
"you gave a boy??? power to hurt you??? a b o y?": Leo, Libra, SCORPIO
"ummm same?? i was just about to come to you???": Cancer, Virgo, PISCES
*gives you super deep advice then ends it with "...but idk" so they're not responsible for the outcome*: AQUARIUS, Sagittarius, Taurus
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How much you guys think north spent on in app purchases tonight
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