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sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*
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Stop planting your flowers in other people’s gardens if you know they aren’t going to water them.
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remember we are Sky High fans first and people second
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am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me
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universities be like: Ha ha yes, we totally c$are abou$t you$r Educa$tion!! our $tudent’s learning is our numb$er one pri$ority :$)
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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
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Someone: “how’s life?”
*Me, thinking of the 57 mental breakdowns I’ve had today*: “things are okay :)”
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