30s, just some fuckinnnnnn guy. he/they pronouns. i love attention, always talk to me about whatever. my cat's blog (yeah I'm like that) is @torontopigeon and she's the best
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds
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Everyone shut up! It’s the ten year anniversary

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being so fucking worried that a foot fetishist may see your toes and jack off about it that you start censoring your feet online and treating them like a perverted thing and being weird about seeing other people’s feet is fucking weird puritan behaviour and i really wish the general internet hadn’t gotten that far
#vaguely misunderstood victorian values: heaven forbid someone see an ankle#modern puritanical surveillance culture: hold my beer
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When you find yourself somewhere new, roll+sharp. On a hit, you can ask the MC questions. Whenever you act on one of the MC’s answers, take +1. On a 10+, ask 3. On a 7–9, ask 1: • How do I work this? • Where is that large automobile? • What is that beautiful house? • Where does that highway go to? • Am I right? Am I wrong? • My God! What have I done? On a miss, ask 1 anyway, but the water holds you down.
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the thing that sucks is that people love saying sleep early is good etc etc and yeah it is. I've seen some benefits before. but I think it sucks to ignore that late night is the only time with any freedom. I think it sucks to not acknowledge the dread in waking up and it's a work day again
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i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.
#walked home with my shirt full open today because i remembered i could do that#im doing my part.gif
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If my nipples want to be the star of my outfit who am I to stop them
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What's old is new again baybeeee
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sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here
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it sucks that even todo lists get affected by the adhd 'absorption of stationary objects into their environment thus leading to effective invisibility' thing
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when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw
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