thelurk3r
thelurk3r
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HI, I'm not 100% sure what I'm doing so sorry in advance for eventual fuck-ups. gender's confusing but he/him and they/them are usually good. Also, I'm asexual. aphobes can fuck off.if your ask isn't answered immediately don't worry it'll take like. idk maybe a week or two. OH by the way. Harry potter fans DNI.
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thelurk3r · 9 hours ago
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My silly silly silly silly silly
(and no idk how to spell dina. deenah? IDK.)
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thelurk3r · 19 hours ago
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FUCK A ‘DREAM ROTATION’ OR ‘MY TOP TEN FAVES’, WHATS YOUR DREAM CAMPAIGN????
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thelurk3r · 1 day ago
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thelurk3r · 1 day ago
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a single andes chocolate mint from the olive garden can fully nourish an adult human for up to 96 hours
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thelurk3r · 1 day ago
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sometimes i wish i had facial hair
like sexy stubble or something that would be so cool
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thelurk3r · 1 day ago
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thelurk3r · 1 day ago
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disappearing like the roanoke colonists but carving "I NEED A FAT BITCH" into a tree instead of "CROATOAN"
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thelurk3r · 1 day ago
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My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it
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thelurk3r · 1 day ago
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if you're in Europe PLEASE consider signing the Stop Destroying Games initiative. the deadline is July 31st 2025. i've posted about it before; it aims to create legislation for publishers to stop killing the games you pay for and to provide an end-of-life plan for live-service products. thank you!!!
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thelurk3r · 1 day ago
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holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck
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thelurk3r · 1 day ago
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thelurk3r · 2 days ago
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thelurk3r · 2 days ago
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Wrong channel!
Continuing goofing with my Tenna model
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thelurk3r · 2 days ago
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thelurk3r · 2 days ago
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reason why berdly isnt in chapter 3 is bc if he and tenna were ever allowed to interact theyd make each other SO MUCH WORSE. berdly would give tenna the respect he wants bc retro gaming is a thing, showing him an entirely new world of people who would love him. tenna in turn giving berdly all the attention he's craved, causing him to cling onto tenna even more. & its like at first u think Aw Hey maybe these guys are helping each other out! theyre nice! but then berdly becomes obsessed with being a tv star & tenna starts outwardly nostalgia baiting & ur like Oh This Is Bad Actually.
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thelurk3r · 2 days ago
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Shout-out to the 0.5 seconds where Ralsei makes direct eye contact with you as if to ask "are you possessing Susie too??"
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thelurk3r · 2 days ago
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