themagicoakleaf

[themagicoakleaf]

how it feels trying to talk abt basic points of feminism on this website

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in college back in 2018 i still didn't have a smart phone yet and they introduced DUO two-factor authentication and I carried one of the physical "clickers" because I couldn't use the phone app. I remember classmates being unable to participate in class or print assignments at the library even with school desktop computers because they left their phones ate home by accident or their phones died so they couldn't login to their school profiles.

professors started doing those kahoots quiz games for attendance points and I told them I couldn't participate because I didn't have a smart phone.

one of my professors scoffed in front of the whole class and said, "are you serious?" i said "are you going to pay for my data plan?"

he relented because he had to and every single day he had to print out a little physical quiz for me to take while everyone else did kahoots. it was so funny bc it was a lecture hall with like 150 students. he gave up after like 3 times and just counted me present.

at work i refuse to have a single work-related app on a phone they aren't paying for so they always have to order me the physical "clickers" for double authentication and they act like I'm pouring concrete in their shoes about it lmaoo

[themagicoakleaf]

when u move out you can go to a living room and use your phone there instead of being in your bedroom. it's allowed

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and i don’t think i’m wrong for saying it either.

[themagicoakleaf]

im readinge the book with mama

[themagicoakleaf]

$20 used to mean something

[themagicoakleaf]

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

[themagicoakleaf]

let's dink oiter with mama 🥺

[themagicoakleaf]

huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem

[themagicoakleaf]

I love very specific cakes

[themagicoakleaf]

[themagicoakleaf]

who cares about your roman empire. what’s your moby dick? what are you obsessed with to the point of self-destruction?

[themagicoakleaf]

who cares about your roman empire. what’s your moby dick? what are you obsessed with to the point of self-destruction?

[themagicoakleaf]

gender is a performance and i am CAMP and a CULT CLASSIC and i have 29% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES

[themagicoakleaf]

steve austin's defense of gay marriage will always be iconic.

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Whenever I do worldbuilding I try to keep this image in mind

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everyone's doomed by the narrative bitch let's get you some fruit