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As a millennial, the thought of owning a decent house with a nice yard is basically a fairytale at this point.
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A college degree is basically an expensive piece of paper that signifies you know how to follow directions.
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People say that life’s short, when in reality it’s the longest thing you’ll ever experience
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It's not a bad dick.
Reblog if you agree
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The people who decide the length of a CVS receipt and the people who make automatic paper towel dispensers should swap places.
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Might delete this blog, since its over a 100 followers though I just wanted to ask is anyone gonna give a shit or should I just do that? Lol
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If you push me away I’m not coming back.
I can’t keep doing it. (via thunder)
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