themelonthatisroyal

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EXPLKDES

well, you just destroyed my (legally bought) house. don't worry, i can fix it, but i hid my (and bundun’s) rumble pack episode in there so i could surprise the viewers. bundun’s gonna be so pissed. fuck.

also melon just sort of stared at the explosion for like ten minutes. i hope you’re happy now.

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What do u think of this emoji combo

🍈💥

I don't know what vegetable that is or why its watching an explosion...

Never mind i get the joke :/

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I'm sorry that explosion almost killed you, you get five big booms.

BOOM💥

BOOM 💥

BOOM💥

BOOM 💥

BOOOOMMM💥💥💥💥💥

STOP IT

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you ever think

Yeah all the time. I think i want some tacobell rn

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Screeches

WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING 😰

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Melon i dare you to uh

Time travel.

...I don't know how to do that. Like in the movies? A machine? I'm not building a machine

Wait this is about the dares I asked for. Do I have to make a machine? 🙁

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MELON MELON WATCH OUT FOR THAT BOMB!!

*bomb gets thrown but i eat it*

Yummy

Epxlodisve tazte is fire

*disenigrates*

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Melon. If the. When the. If when you is are uh. DO YOU GET IT, MELON?!

...no 🙁

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Be who you areeee 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💥/ref🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

I dont think i'm gay? Nor a girl??? But thanks i guess

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Throws u across the room

OWH- What was that even for?!

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Tumblr on mobile isn't letting me make the text green this is a crime bro 🥀 answers might take a while unless yall don't mind the non-green text for Melon

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*throws cat at him and runs off*

[The cat latches onto his face]

AH GET IT OFF-

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baps paw at you

Wh- stop that

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guys i'm bored give me dares to do

...i think i'm going to regret this

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Melon dyk that uhhh uhm um er err uh um uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Uh...you can tell me later if you forgot 😶

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Hi melon (coming back to this blog cause I HAET him/j)

D: WATCH OUT PEAR IS BEHIND YOU

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melon, are you royal?

Yes😊