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Random Transformers Hcs Part 1

(17/06/2025)

Part 2 (not there yet)

- (Previously mentioned in the “my opinion on electric alt modes” post) the spark of a transformer, when in their alt mode, is located inside the engine, so if you wanna kill one aim the front

- (Again previously mentioned in the “my opinion on electric alt modes” post) the venting system of a transformers when in their alt mode includes the exhaust pipes when you’re not a plane and inside the vents (of course) when you’re a plane or helicopter

- If you are a shapeshifter (like Mirage in ROTB or G1 in general), mass-shifting is MUCH less tiring than if you’re a normal bot

- In my head, cybertronian is actually just poorly pronounced Latin, but it’s still understandable when you’re used to it

- Bots aren’t used to the cold in general, since there wasn’t any equivalent of “winter” on their planet. Although my OCs landed in Canada so THEY have winter upgrades. But if you put Optimus on a Canadian highway in the middle of January he’s probably going to be scared shitless…

- There is a version of red energon in every universe, and I headcanon it as somewhat healthy steroids lol (THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY’RE HEALTHY IRL KIDS)

- I think transformers only know the language(s) of the area they landed in since the internet will be automatically translated to English, for example, in the states, but they’ll be bilingual if they live in a bilingual country (like Canada). But they can still scan the country’s internet again to learn a language easily… but i prefer them being confused when I scream “TABARNAK” when I’m angry lol

- Transformers definitely have their own instruments, and I think they’re very similar to ours, at least for most of them since their music is probably much more advanced than ours considering their language and all

- WITHOUT ARGUMENT THEY HAVE THEIR OWN MYTHS AND TALES FOR SPARKLINGS! After all there’s the infamous spark-eaters… so maybe they have their own equivalent of cryptids… I’d be horrified but intensely curious as at the same time listening to them telling those tales— the Wendigo ain’t got nothin’ against a fucking… I dunno… a 20 ft tall inside a robot’s carcass acting like hundreds of thousands of rats in a trench coat omfg

- That’s it for today folks ^v^

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My opinion on electric alt modes (Transformers Headcanons)

(09/06/2025)

Inspired by a post about Cybertrucks being a torture technique for cybertronians, please tag them if you see the person who posted it first!

I personally think alt modes are only an “outer shell” and don’t impact the inside of the transformer. Although…… it impacts the speed at which they drive…

They can only go as fast as their alt modes allow… for example if they take a lambo as an alt mode like for Sideswipe and Sunstreaker they’ll go as fast as this classic 80s supercar. Although if they take a truck like Optimus or an ambulance like Ratchet, then they’ll be significantly slower.

But I feel like it’s different for electric vehicles… because they don’t have any exhaust pipes for their vent systems, any engine where they could store their spark, and electric cars rarely and I mean RARELY win races against fuel-powered vehicles (NOTE THAT I COULD BE WRONG ON THAT YOU CAN CORRECT ME BUT PLEASE BE CONSTRUCTIVE IF YOU DO)

Sure they could use the battery as a fake one and put their spark in it, but a battery is smaller than an engine, like… SIGNIFICANTLY smaller and I doubt that a spark can be stored in a 12 inch square cube. Or at least it’ll feel trapped.

And good luck with the venting system, no exhaust pipes means less efficient cooling, they could literally start coughing out of nowhere the same way Optimus did in Age of Extinction (I know it’s Bayverse but it’s the only time it clearly happens)

Also… in colder climates it was proven that, like a phone in the cold, the battery of electric vehicles runs out faster especially when it’s not moving. So maybe transformers with electric vehicles would have less resistance to the cold.

But I HIGHLY doubt any transformer wants an electric vehicle as an alt mode tbh

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I may or may not have created a new cybertronian illness……..

SDE (Spirare Durum Est)

(30/05/2025)

Maybe Trigger warning for disturbing? I dunno…

Completely made up cybertronian illness that is NOT CANON but I created it so might as well share it—

Context:

I was writing about my Apprentice AU OC from the Apprentice AU that @energ00n created (shoutout to ene cuz bro was one of the many bloggers who kickstarted my transformers addiction) and I ended up writing a full ahh paragraph about it so here it is—

Description of the disease:

A rare chronic illness that comes naturally when a spark is forged (cannot happen if it’s a cold frame that’s activated it needs to be a spark born from the well of AllSpark)

It’s a “dysfunction” of the venting system of the bot who has it, and it looks like the throat and lower mouth of a bot has been “ripped off” kinda like if you pulled the jaw off of a human skeleton and only left the upper half. This condition makes the bot who has it unable to:

— Eat/drink energon without assistance

— Use the ventilation system correctly

— Some cases include difficulty to use a voice box properly

“Cure”:

There is no permanent cure, since it’s as if your body couldn’t function properly with and without a jaw and throat, because yes, many tried to fuse, weld and ever replace the throat of the patients with the condition but it always ended up suffocating them. Same goes for venting system, but surprisingly we can manage to replace the voice box without any issues.

There exists a special and very specific prosthetic able to fix the problem temporarily, since it needs to be changed every few stellar cycles (years). But it helps the patient to be able to consume energon relatively normally without pain, the same goes for the vents.

The prosthetic looks like a lower jaw, although it is carefully connected to the throat and vents of the patient to make sure it doesn’t fall off. This is why it needs to be checked regularly as this type of prosthetic is still technically in development.

Our goal is to find a permanent cure… but the war stopped most researches as it “wasn’t the main priority”… the disease was forgotten, same goes for its victims…

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++++++++Masterlist ^v^++++++++

Enjoy >:3

General Headcanons (random/not of a specific fandom):

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Transformers Headcanons:

- Transformers Headcanons (random)

Part 1 Part 2 (coming soon enough)

- My take on holoforms - Cybertronian angels (from main blog)

- Made-up disease: Spirare Durum Est

- My opinion on electric alt modes

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THERE IT IS---

GUYS HEAR ME OUT

CYBERTRONIAN ANGELS

THERE ARE VERY FEW OF THEM AND THEY’RE UNGODLY POWERFUL AND FAST

THEY CAN COMPARE TO THE PRIMES-

B-21 Raiders are femmes

B-2s are mechs

Thoughts?

Am I cookin?

B-21 Raider (smaller but faster, better stealth than B-2 Spirit)

B-2 Spirit (bigger but less fast, although cooler lookin)

Here’s the size difference:

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My take on how transformers holoforms work (Transformers headcanons)

(26/05/2025)

Brief introduction to people who may not know what holoforms are:

Holoforms are a canon transformers concept where transformers, Autobot or Decepticon, can project a human avatar as an hologram (where the name probably comes from) to communicate with humans without necessarily showing their true robot form.

In canon they are only holograms, which means they don’t have a physical body, only a projection. It’s shown in Transformers Bayverse (the in-real-life movies from 2007 to 2017), Transformers Earthspark (Netflix 2023) and maybe in others.

Now here’s my headcanon/version of holoforms:

Holoforms, instead of only being imprecise holographic projections, you can physically touch them as if they were real humans, although instead of the feeling of real skin, it’ll feel more rough and metallic.

Since to have a holoform, you need an exoskeleton to make it more realistic and without too many non-human flaws. From far away the holoform will look real, although if you try to touch some parts of the exoskeleton you might get a little scared.

As for the avatar itself, that’s where the hologram comes in; you can create your avatar in any way you want, like a video game, as long as you have the physical base for it.

You will need a holoform projector attached to the core of the exoskeleton so it doesn’t get damaged or easily broken. And to connect to the projector is a simple process; get in your alt mode — make sure your alt mode is in a safe space — and activate the projector, and BOOM you now are inside a holoform and look like your human avatar.

It’s important to leave your alt mode in a place where it won’t be disturbed or discovered, since until you connect yourself back inside your alt mode, you are technically “stuck” in your holoform until further notice. You can’t scan another alt mode and use it as your own since your body is technically still inside your original alt mode, this includes your optics, your weapons, and most importantly; YOUR SPARK…

Until you come back to your alt mode, it now acts as a normal car, plane, truck, tank, whatever your alt mode is, except that it still has your spark in it.

This system can easily be abused since humans are smaller, easier to “contain” and capture. This is why very few bots actually use their holoforms. The ones that use them the most are the ones with alt modes that simply aren’t really “blending in”, for example, Starscream with his F-22 Raptor or (he doesn’t show any but still…) Stratosphere (2023 Transformers: Rise of the Beasts) since he’s literally a big ahh plane.

Personal comments (OC material):

All of my TF OCs have a holoform, including my concept on Cybertronian angels (you can vote in the poll below if you want me to elaborate in another post), WaveJammer (second main OC), Badlock (main OC), The Interchaineds (my own OCs’ faction), and in all universes

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HELLO ME GOBLINS!!!

This is my intro post ✨

And welcome toooo *drumroll.mp3*

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THE MESSY HEADCANON FACTORY!!!! (or MHF)

Where you can find my headcanons, free to use any time as long as you don't say they're yours ^v^

Link to Masterlist riiiiight-

Heree :D

WARNING!!!! THIS BLOG WILL MOSTLY BE SFW, ALTHOUGH I WILL PROBABLY WRITE SM*TTY STUFF FROM TIME TO TIME SO PLEASE IF SOMETHING HAS "FOR MATURE AUDIENCE" ABOVE IT PLEASE DO NOT INTERECT IF YOU AREN'T MATURE ENOUGH/A MINOR

THANK YOU

Anyway this is mostly a place where I share my headcanons, my own version of stuff like fantasy *cough cough* what inspired me to change this blog from an oc rp blog to this messy library *cough cough* now enjoy the food!

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