themikeydeano

[themikeydeano]

You’re a suck and demented twat waffle cunt bitch.

True man, so true and real. As a vampire I really AM a suck 😂 honestly would wear this on a tshirt

[themikeydeano]

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈SILLY PRIDE ANIMALS FLASH🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

You: "Doctor, it's 2025. I feel all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain."

Dr: "Treatment is simple. Gay clown Allyson is in town now! Go and see him for a fun tattoo. That should pick you up!!"

Happy Pride 2025! We all need some silliness to keep us going in these times. All proceeds go directly to the LGBT cause of- "me- a silly, queer, little transman, doing my best to survive out here" *clown honking noises* 🤡

❤ Flat rate $300

🧡 Repeatable!

💛 Can change Pride colors!

💚 Roughly 3"-4"

💙 Want a custom? Just ask!

Email to book

littlestbigtop [at] gmail . com 🎪

At Parlor Suites- Columbus, OH

☆bonus appearance of chonky crochet Peepy I made in my video! He's my current main squeeze 👀

[themikeydeano]

Hello!! I'm all finished moving and set up in Columbus now! Come see my new studio at Parlor Suites! It's fully clown-moded 🤡🎉

🎪 email littlestbigtop(at)gmail.com to book 🎪

[themikeydeano]

Here's a tour of my tattoo studio...my Littlest Bigtop, if you will 👀

If you wanna visit clown town, you can find me at Parlor Suites in Columbus, Ohio!!

P.S.

My favorite thing to tattoo is childhood toys!! 🤡🧸

[themikeydeano]

Here's a tour of my tattoo studio...my Littlest Bigtop, if you will 👀

If you wanna visit clown town, you can find me at Parlor Suites in Columbus, Ohio!!

P.S.

My favorite thing to tattoo is childhood toys!! 🤡🧸

[themikeydeano]

hey bucko. COO of witch vamp here. i'm awnsering you back since you blocked @shopwitchvamp.

“Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?”

Sure do, no problem!!

“YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?”

I gotcha!! Comin’ right up!

“Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about!! Well, these prints are really cool and all, but I gotta ask- do you have anything in a different material?”

Never fear, cotton is here!!!

"Finally! A cotton skirt with the same huge pockets! Dare to dream~" /scene 🖤witchvamp.com🖤

[themikeydeano]

that feeling when the food falls off your fork.

[themikeydeano]

So we've got this one going now:

And omg it's so nice! It's kinda "daddy" but like.. "Christmas daddy". Like this daddy definitely bakes cookies. Or as @themikeydeano just said, "Oh yeah. I'd sit on that Santa's lap 😏"

[themikeydeano]

i'm gonna be a hat guy.

[themikeydeano]

It took FOREVER to put all the links in, haha. But the preorder announcement email is out now!

You can check it out [HERE]! 🖤 witchvamp.com 🖤

[themikeydeano]

one bowl of lentil soup.

[themikeydeano]

i'm speaking as the COO of @shopwitchvamp right now.

to everyone:

answer your emails bro.

[themikeydeano]

farts are snowflakes. literally.

[themikeydeano]

you:

me when i introduce a weird show to @shopwitchvamp that has her mumbling and saying "what does it mean?!" repeatedly and more crazed each time:

[themikeydeano]

me when i introduce a weird show to @shopwitchvamp that has her mumbling and saying "what does it mean?!" repeatedly and more crazed each time:

[themikeydeano]

i'm having a wild night. you know the deal.

(watchin porn. waitin to shit.)

[themikeydeano]

WE'RE CLOSED!

See ya when we return in 3 weeks. The shop will reopen on 12/16 at 5pm CT. Until then, things will probably be pretty quiet around here because I'm very ready to be offline. Later!! ✌