themikeymonster
themikeymonster
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(@nopestronaut is my defunct mainblog, follows/replies from there) not interested in being polite or canon compliant SW fic masterpost | AO3
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themikeymonster · 6 hours ago
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themikeymonster · 13 hours ago
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Basic Glitch pattern from Modern Groove quilts. No idea how I'm going to quilt this one!
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themikeymonster · 14 hours ago
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continuing to follow a beloved mutual but tag blocking all the fandoms they post about. baby i LOVE you but there is a demonic force that controls your interests.
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themikeymonster · 1 day ago
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hooray
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themikeymonster · 1 day ago
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themikeymonster · 1 day ago
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Every day I am thankful that I have the kind of brain worms that make me obsessed with fictional characters and not the kind of brain worms that make people obsessed with real life celebrities.
I couldn't care less what Ewan McGregor is doing with himself. Thank god Obi-Wan Kenobi can never file a restraining order against me.
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themikeymonster · 2 days ago
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themikeymonster · 2 days ago
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*in the middle of a breakdown* Omg wait. this is just like the character
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themikeymonster · 2 days ago
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themikeymonster · 2 days ago
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Listening to Hotel California on the store radio and they muted the word "kill" when he says "but they just can't kill the beast" like what are we doing here has humanity not suffered enough
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themikeymonster · 2 days ago
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themikeymonster · 2 days ago
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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants
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themikeymonster · 3 days ago
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Komodo Dragon
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themikeymonster · 3 days ago
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gokudera meets korosensei
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themikeymonster · 3 days ago
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themikeymonster · 3 days ago
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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby
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themikeymonster · 3 days ago
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when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain
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