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do you think the matchmakers have tried to convince bronte to step down so there could be more inflictors but everytime they try to send him someone he ends up hating them and it just makes him yearn for fintan more. then this repeats for thousands of years

The Matchmakers desperately trying to figure out what he could possibly see in Fintan. Briefing their latest candidate like. okay. we need you to wear this blonde wig and set fire to his belongings. no, we don't know why he'd like that, but we're running out of ideas here.

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tell me im not the only one

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look i would love dr. ratio to step on me as much as the next guy.

however, the man gets on my nerves. he is disgustingly elitist and would absolutely love to debate him on things like ableism and classism in academia, history of gender or gender studies, community building vs. individualism, the mad pride movement, the definition of humanity and the ways marginalized folks are treated as “other” or “not human” on the regular, etc.

like i know he would say i’m an idiot and he doesn’t have the time of day but. if i could get him to do it, imagine. “surely a true genius such as yourself has no trouble crushing the thoughts and opinions of an idiot like me in no time at all?”

i’m not saying i could win an actual debate. i am saying having a debate with a hot guy who’s got a bunch of degrees and is probably racist about subjects that i know a bit about to show him the error of his elitist thinking at least to some extent, or even just frustrate him, would be so much fun.

tbh i would prefer this to being stepped on, though that could also be the fact that i have a copy of aventurine in my head, who knows.

… honestly though aven is probably co-con right now, because of course he would be.

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heavy is the crown

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i wanted to do some practice on muscular and masculine bodies so i chose to do it with dr ratio and i feel pretty proud of how it turned out

i will say that i do need to work on facial anatomy since his face looks a bit off to me

the nude version is underneath the clothes and with lower opacity however i’m not entirely sure if i can post that despite no genitalia having been drawn

this is my first drawing of ratio and my god is this man beautiful goodness gracious

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Commission for @hisspointer on twt^^

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I am in TEARS this is hands down the funniest Bridgerton tweet [edit: was not expecting it to quickly become my post popular post lmao here’s the link if you’re a twitter person]

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Married Anthony is lowkey the funniest character in Bridgerton. His rage is still slowly burning under the surface but his wife waltzes in and goes “don’t worry dear it’ll be fine” and he’s just like “yeah you’re soooo right and soooo hot.” As he should

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is this a safe space for country boy phainon posting

CRYING AS I IMAGINE THIS WITH PHAINON??? GGDJKREJDJEN I need to go seek out country boy phainon fics now this is a version of him that is killing me . he is tending dromases in my delusions however

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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

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hello my lovely followers i bear the unfortunate news that i cant stop thinking about middle age ratiorine

this might get flagged for nudity but whatever i had a good time while drawing it

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these posts have the same vibes imo 💯

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Anaxa in that one flashback in 3.3

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Good morning