friend: they're flirting with you
me: no they're not..
friend: they really are how do you not see this?
me: i've yet to hear them say, "i am romantically interested in you, dating would be swell." until i hear that it is never certain.
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aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall
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The PHANTOM has come to the party.
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A woman sitting by herself is not waiting for you.
Caitlin Stasey (via suspend)
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And I don’t know how to hold on without staining you, too {x}
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A college diploma is just a receipt
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the music of a people who are climbing to the light
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What she says: I'm fine
What she means: Sarah Brightman canceled her trip to space and I am appalled. I have been let down too many times. This is an outrage.
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