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but, you see, it tears the paper-thin egos of the manly men who are too manly to wipe their own asses! if one of them sees a ‼GAY RELATIONSHIP‼, he might turn into a femboy on the spot! before you go around saying that gae is okae, take into consideration the toxic men who will cry about it.

I tried to think of how gay marriage was hurting people, and well, to be honest, I couldn't think of anything

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OH MY GOSH I LOVE SUNNY'S DESIGN ITS SO CREATIVE

Alright folks here's some Dragonet of Destiny redesigns that nobody asked for. All of these beautiful bases are by Tennebris Aurea!

Clay!

oh gosh I struggled with him, I am not good with browns. He's got a lot of reds because of the blood red egg thing and his colors are on the duller side because I head canon that mudwing dragonets get some of their colors from the minerals in the mud around them. (Is that dumb? Idk he looks cool)

Tsunami!

Tsunami got her name from the white on her wingtips because they look like waves. Her red accents are from her mother (if Anemone can have pink accents it's feasible for tsunami to have red). I know it doesn't make sense for her underbelly scales to be dark but shhhh it looks cool.

Glory!

Glory has unusually dull colors for a rainwing due to her lack of sun time, and her scales typically turn to the colors she grew up around, the dark browns and greys of the cave. She has purple eyes because I think that's what color morning glories are? Idk I'm probably wrong.

Starflight!

Spooky boy! I head canon his mom to be blue and Mastermind to be red so Starflight would be purple. His pinkish nose actually makes him look kinda bat-like, but I ain't complaining!

Sunny!

Man I wish sunny had more going for her than just "weird golden scales". Sandwings have been shown to have natural black stripes, so it's feasible that sunny could have them and nobody would bat an eye. Ah well.

Woo, I think that's my longest post yet! Hope you enjoyed, I'm gonna go craw into my cave, buh bye! (Edit I can't spell)

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okay i’m really curious about this all of a sudden for no discernible reason so please reblog this post and say in the tags:

1) whether or not you need glasses, and if so whether you’re near-sighted (myopia) or far-sighted (hyperopia)

2) whether or not you have an astigmatism, or any other similar condition that affects the eyeball itself

3) whether or not you have any conditions that affect the eye muscles, like nystagmus

and finally, the subject of my curiosity:

4) whether or not you can unfocus your eyes at will. i don’t mean crossing your eyes by trying to look at the bridge of your own nose/your glasses/etc., i mean intentionally affecting a non-responsive stare where your eyes stop tracking things and stare straight ahead/wherever their most neutral direction is

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well

what about smoosh tibbi flat

smooshing my penid flat with a rolling pin

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yeah

cock

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did I just detect TMBG lyrics 😳 🤔 😐 😅 😕 😔

we die alone / we die afraid /we live in terror

requests are open

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Because dumb people exist, dumb fuels the dumb

Why does homophobia exist );

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The Boy Is Floppy

Sketch Turtle design

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oh fuck naw they're making out !!WITH TONGUE!! someone pull them tf apart

my mental illness could beat your mental illness in a fight. jsyk.

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I used to live in Ohio and this is like. exactly it. corn corn corn corn OH LOOK A CUTE DOG corn corn corn corn homophobes corn . . .

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that's for a good fuckin reason. Gothita is the most ugly ass bitch I ever seen. her head looks like a peeled grape and those fake red lips are 99% botox.

also her hair is hideous, is someone gonna talk about that?

Kinda surprised that nobody likes Gothita

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Hi mate! Can i ask you for a quick favor if it would be possible for you to boost my pinned post? Im sorry to bother you its just that I really need some help for my education this sem

sorry dude I'm a minor and I don't have online money. I would if I could though. best of luck to you!

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Imma become Buddhist so I can be reborn as anything other than a human. Even a cockroach. Make me an infected crust ass cockroach instead of a human please Buddha

Imma become Buddhist so I can be reborn with a fat ass

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he kinda deserved it tho . . . going out in public asking random hot girls if they'd date him is really shallow ngl

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GLUP SHITTOS SCARE

THE LIVING BLORBO OUTTA ME

THEY COULDN'T EEBY LESS

UNLESS SOMEONE'LL DEEBY

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You are taking a peaceful walk through the woods. And that's when you hear it- Thwap. Thwip. Splorch. Right above your head. You can hear the limbs of the trees shaking above your head, feeling the leaves falling down from them. You try to run, but there is no escape from

The Squonkey.

A terrestrial squid that swings from trees like a monkey

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Why did this make me wheeze

Gonna just start answering people's questions before they ask them