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I-I'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about this

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*bursts out of the shower*

The Barney Theme is just Yankee Doodle!!!

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did i do it? did i do the meme right?

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I know that they probably got rid of Gantu because of budget reasons...

But look at this man,

We lost this man today, and I mourn him deeply.

THIS IS WHAT THEY GOT RID OF EVERYBODY

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not to be a number nerd on main but 2025 (45^2) will be the only square year most of us ever experience. the last one was 1936 and the next one will be 2116

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Kate Blake from the scrapped Treasure Planet 2

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Bank of Sapphire Cold?

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Well, the benefit of canon FazCo being the way it is, is that things like attendee ratios and running wires connected to ACTUAL GENERATORS IN THE PLAY STRUCTURES can be handwaved to a degree.

I honestly took the time to respond cuz I actually have spent time wondering about the Daycare's "daycare-iness" for my own stories, and YES it is a nightmare.

Especially when you have to do the dance of "is this detail missing because game limitations, or world building reasons?" For example, why doesnt the Daycare have storage closets? Is it because the Daycare isn't meant for that kind of planning, or is it because the designers didn't include one? Stuff like that.

And that's not even including the questions that come up from Sun and Moon's behavior. Mr "Is he locked to the play area of the daycare cuz that's the only place he actually bars you from?" Sundrop comes to mind.

I love them though. The nightmare is worth it for those awesome jester boys X)))

I understand why the dca fandom never really interprets the daycare attendant this way because it doesn't allow for a lot of fun interactions with the attendant, but like the more I think about sun and moon as animatronics and their role in the daycare, the more I think that they really don't have a super significant role as a childcare worker.

like genuinely I think they're just mascots for the daycare, they don't actually work with the kids like a childcare worker does. they show up for birthdays or like meet and greets, but other than that they don't do much (which would explain why they make such a grand entrance when gregory first enters the daycare-- that's what they normally do! make a grand entrance every other hour when its time for their meet and greet!)

i mainly think this because 1) they are SUCH a safety hazard for kids to be around oh my god (THE RAYS???) and 2) none of the other animatronics run their attraction. like its not like Monty is the one running gator golf, he just hangs around for autograph signings and photo ops.

sun and moon probably do the same, but they're like the pre-school version of all that stuff so like the toddlers don't feel left out and still have someone to do a meet and greet with. maybe they even do theater shows for the little kids cause it's like a less intense version of a rock concert

and like HOOONESTLLYYYY you could get a lot of good angst from this too. like wow sun and moon are isolated in their room most of the time? they're only allowed to interact with people 3 hours a day??????? they could be soooo lonely and craving some attention...

like I said I understand why people don't interpret him this way (and like honestly in my own fic I don't go this route), but its still fun to think about!!

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Personally, I would say it depends on whether you view the Daycare as an ACTUAL DAYCARE, which a company like Fazbear would totally cut corners by using the mascot as a caretaker, or as what is essentially a McDonalds Playland for littles which would make Sun/Moon more like the other attraction mascots.

The funny thing is if you're trying to figure out the canonical role of the Superstar Daycare, it would make more sense for the "Daycare" to fall under the latter situation, especially considering real-life places like Round One or Main Event have things like that.

HOWEVER, the fact that there is a Naptime seems to indicate that the Superstar Daycare IS IN FACT an actual daycare, cuz why would kids using a playground need naps.

I understand why the dca fandom never really interprets the daycare attendant this way because it doesn't allow for a lot of fun interactions with the attendant, but like the more I think about sun and moon as animatronics and their role in the daycare, the more I think that they really don't have a super significant role as a childcare worker.

like genuinely I think they're just mascots for the daycare, they don't actually work with the kids like a childcare worker does. they show up for birthdays or like meet and greets, but other than that they don't do much (which would explain why they make such a grand entrance when gregory first enters the daycare-- that's what they normally do! make a grand entrance every other hour when its time for their meet and greet!)

i mainly think this because 1) they are SUCH a safety hazard for kids to be around oh my god (THE RAYS???) and 2) none of the other animatronics run their attraction. like its not like Monty is the one running gator golf, he just hangs around for autograph signings and photo ops.

sun and moon probably do the same, but they're like the pre-school version of all that stuff so like the toddlers don't feel left out and still have someone to do a meet and greet with. maybe they even do theater shows for the little kids cause it's like a less intense version of a rock concert

and like HOOONESTLLYYYY you could get a lot of good angst from this too. like wow sun and moon are isolated in their room most of the time? they're only allowed to interact with people 3 hours a day??????? they could be soooo lonely and craving some attention...

like I said I understand why people don't interpret him this way (and like honestly in my own fic I don't go this route), but its still fun to think about!!

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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

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roboking from katamari forever should have a tumblr account

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Gotta give it to him straight

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they should invent a tummy that doesnt hurt

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You head to the Daycare and it's just Screaming

Morning Routine