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me admiring a beautiful man: wow he sure does have a vulnerable looking throat, huh?

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the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

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Biodiversity can be achieved through executive dysfunction!

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hmm

dragonflies. haunting implications:

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stoned and autistic at a party trying to make conversation: I find the comparative lifespan of organisms so interesting. Spiders are comparatively long lived animals. Female black widows can live up to 3 years but their male counterparts rarely live four months. Some tarantulas live upwards of 20 years. The longest lived spider was around 43 years old when she was cruelly assassinated by a parasitic wasp. Domestic rats have a lifespan comparable to female black widows. To put things into perspective, there are spiders that remember a pre-pandemic world but it is likely every rat on earth was born post-COVID. There could be a spider out there born when Reagan was in office.

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Okay, maybe that guy was a bit fishy. We need the right detective for this case.

Dedicating this to all the Columbo comments under three fish in a trench coat, he's a catfish now.

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i feel totally normal about this and the scope of my desire is completely average

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maybe your computer doesn’t work because you fucked it with your ponis

i did not fuck that computer with my ponis

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Red thread ( the catch and the painful release)

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great minds think of dykes

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stop eating coffee cakes with the lesser drakes and come drink from a flagon with an elder dragon

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Make your own luck

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I support recreational and erotic testosterone use