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I’m loving this moment of Vic Michaelis media saturation (they are on many podcasts) like they are out here trying to promote something. And then whenever the question is tossed out of “where can our audience find you” they are just like “anywhere, that’s not important. What is important is Trans Youth and protecting them. Check out these charities get involved with your local charities and help however you are able.”

Top tier brilliance

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can everyone tell me something they are looking forward to in the tags

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Hey also we should care very much about what's happening with Lil Nas X btw. According to LA law, what he did (takin a walk in undies and cowboy boots) does not meet the requirements for indecent exposure and therefore does not warrant arrest. The claims that he charged officers were made without proper evidence such as body cam footage. If there is evidence, it has not been released to the public. Either way, his actions do not warrant four fuckin felonies including three counts of battery on an officer and one count of resisting an executive officer, especially considering that he was clearly having a mental episode (a fact which is also supported by his dad). Benefit of the doubt to the charges, an unarmed man is being wrongfully charged more than he should for alleged crimes committed in response to a non-crime. Realistically, he is facing these charges because he is a black queer man experiencing a crisis.

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NOOO I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY 💔💔💔

Let's pretend it has deep meaningful text ☹️☹️💔

Based on earlier designs! 💗

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my take on light world ralsei

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I was inspired after seeing 3 cybertrucks following eachother like ducks

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the wasteland provides

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Saw you were open for requests!

Paul and Marko - dreaded hair washing day. Marko is curly, needs special shampoo, and Paul......Paul uses about three cans of hair spray a night to keep that stuff fluffy. Looks like a wet afghan hound when bathing

How to Convince Your Boyfriend it's Time to Take a Shower: A Comprehensive Guide by Marko

he's suppoed to be holding a garden hose i just got kinda lazy when drawing it lol

had to look up afghan hounds for this and.. you're so right LMAO

imo marko spends the most time on his hair outta all of the guys - he's really proud of it and spends an almost unreasonable amount of time washing, brushing and styling it xd

in amount of effort they put into their hair I'd go marko > paul = david > dwayne (dwayne's one of those 4-1 soap-shampoo-conditioner-carwash guys)

ik i didn't really do like one super put together piece for this ask, hope thats okay :P i was just having too many Thoughts (tm) about the boys and their hair

paul headshot from the meme on its own under the cut

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Pour one out for the deactivated homies

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i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

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FTM PASSING ADVICE

- start wearing typically masculine clothing, like suits with wide shoulders

- people will tell you to not wear pinstripes because it'll make your chest and curves more obvious but think of it as a disguise to throw off their scent, like a zebra. it's urban camouflage

- start callin other men "boss" as a sign of respect

- always make sure to stay safe, keep a switchblade on you or a handgun or something

- consider your diet, work some carbs and fat in there for when T starts workin it's magic. im talkin pasta, pizza, lasagna

- tuck your hair up into a fedora if ya can't cut it

- remember to voice train, if you layer on an accent maybe it'll be less obvious, like a Brooklyn one if you're not already from there

- start snappin your rhythmically and intimidatingly when you find the poor bastard that owes the big man up top that several hundred grand who hasn't paid his dues yet. that'll show em who's the dominant man in the situation

- put a playlist of noir jazz music together and have it playing on your phone in your pocket so it follows you at all times, this is crucial to exuding masculine energy

- don't bind for more than 6-7 hours straight

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We need to do what we can to protect the Internet Archive. Here is a petition that you can sign.

This petition alone might not be enough, but everything we can throw at this counts.

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I loved this post just because all the comments flipped between sincere appreciation and mockery of the birds

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[guy who has never let anything go in his life voice] the most annoying part of the bill cipher gjinka phenomenon is that no one has ever actually captured what that character would look like as a human person fully devoid of supernatural qualities. white blond besuited bills are out of vogue now but people keep the same spirit alive by drawing him young and short and usually with some degree of hashtag genderfuckery because that's what They're into personally but if you look at his canonical characterization we're talking about someone 1. old as balls 2. who acted as a mentor for someone in his 30's 3. with the most pathological defensive measures against criticism known to man 4. and an annoying, disruptive sense of humor that mostly revolves around making people uncomfortable.

that isn't a fashionable transmasc in his 20's. that's a postgraduate professor who got his teaching license taken away for getting a little too into new age occultism and selling coke to students. come on now

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piplup grain entrapment