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"when was the last time you slept?" { I MISS YOU! } { Also I have a nee discord account }

"Hmmm let's see," Crow looks down at his fingers slowly counting them. "Carry the one and that would make never."

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Send "when was the last time you slept?" For my muse's reaction.

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the best part of not knowing, is knowing that anyone could have done it and it would make 100% sense.

This sounds like a really random question but what do you think Coal trusts less, The Elf on the Shelf or a Furby?

coal fully gets a furby for christmas one year and can’t figure out who gave it to him, and it becomes a source of great stress in his life because where the ever loving FUCK did this demon spawn toy come from

(i’m gonna be cruel and not even tell you who gave it to him 😁)

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the christmas prince looking for meaning in his life ➡️ the st patricks day prince about to help him find the pot of gold at the end of his rainbow 

y’all didn’t seriously think i’d only have bad puns for christmas did you

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GO LUCK YOURSELF, the sequel to THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE KISSMAS, coming 3/11 from Bramble!

It’s enemies to lovers in this sexy and delightful holiday mash up that pairs the spare prince of Christmas with the crown prince of St. Patrick’s Day!

Someone has been stealing Christmas’s joy, and there’s only one clue to the culprit—a single shamrock.

With Coal busy restructuring Christmas—and their dad now having a full midlife crisis in the Caribbean—Kris volunteers to investigate St. Patrick’s Day. His cover: an ambassador from Christmas to foster goodwill. What could go wrong?

Everything, it seems. Because Prince Lochlann Patrick, Crown Prince of St. Patrick’s Day, happens to be the mysterious student that Kris has been in a small war with at Cambridge. They attempt to play nice for the tabloids, but Kris can’t get through one conversation without wanting to smash Loch’s face in—he’s infuriating, stubborn, loud, obstinate, hot—

Wait—hot?

Kris might be in some trouble. Especially when it turns out that the mystery behind Christmas’s stolen magic isn’t as simple as an outright theft. But why would a Holiday that Christmas has never had contact with, one that’s always been the very basis of carefree, want to steal joy? Can a spare prince even hope to unravel all this, or will Kris lose something way more valuable than his Holiday’s resources—like his heart?

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This book has everything I could want in a story: fantasy, magic, fun and interesting characters, comedy, romance, and drama. I laughed so much at the text message format, and if that wasn’t enough, the way the brothers (Princes of Christmas) interact with each other gave my heart so much comfort. And of course, I have a crush on Hex💜 The main couple is full of green flags, one after another. Thank you Sara Raasch (@sararaasch) for such a beautiful and fun book <3. I’m so ready to read the next one (Go luck yourself)!

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I need yall to blow Nightmare Before Kissmas by Sara Raasch out of the fucking water this year bc I need fanart and a movie adaptation ASAP‼️‼️

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Send me ‘Dad’ and a question and my character’s Dad will answer it.

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I can’t stop making these, I just see them everywhere

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

Bonus, this is me trying to beg and cajole my friends into reading these books (thank god me and the bestie read them together, I think I’d be going insane other wise):

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People used to comment on web comics.

People used to comment on fanfiction.

People used to comment on fanart.

People used to comment on OCs.

I hate "content" culture.

I hate "consuming content" and scrolling immediately to the next thing.

People used to be excited about the art that other people created.

People used to want to share that excitement with creators.

I hate this future.

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For the record, I would never knowingly use or share AI generated art in anything I post, so if you ever catch me doing so, it was an accident, and I'd like you to let me know so I can delete it.

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Fragile Dream RP sentences

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Tamora Pierce (Tortall and Circle of Magic) Sentence Starters

“Every now and then I like to do as I’m told, just to confuse people.”

“Someday I must read this scholar Everyone. He seems to have written so much–all of it wrong.”

“Threats are the last resort of a man with no vocabulary.”

“Someday I must read this scholar Everyone. He seems to have written so much–all of it wrong.”

“If you get yourself killed, I will never speak to you again.”

“When in doubt, shoot the wizard.”

“You look as scary as a buttered muffin.”

“The only way you know to solve problems is by beating them with a stick.”

“You are a bloody minded-savage.”

“Don’t call me ‘gentleman’. I work for a livin’.”

“You’re more trouble than you’re worth.”

“I love you, if you get yourself killed, I will never forgive you.”

“Why, I’m just as true and honest as dirt. And I’m even more charming than dirt.”

“Libraries are places where the damaged go to find friends”

“Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.”

“Does anyone in this land act like they’re supposed to?”

“If I mean to kill someone, I do it, I don’t try.”

“Books are still the main yardstick by which I measure true wealth.”

“Have you ever thought I might like you because you’re different?”

“It’s harder to heal than it is to kill.”

“Shouldn’t you know what love’s like, before you begin renouncin’ it”

“Either i’ve turned stupid, or life’s turned hard.”

“you’ve never been silly or you’d know it just creeps up without any warning.”

“Of course I care, you unprincipled pickpocket!”

“So I guess I was the last to know.”

“Oh! I’m stupid as well as insane.”

“Ask me if I care what you want.”

“There are two classes of people in the world, the destroyers and the builders. I want to build, not destroy. You need to ask yourself who you’re going to be.”

“Fear is a good thing. It mean you’re paying attention.”

“Without reading, we are all without light in the dark, without fire in the cold.”

“What trouble have you brought to my doorstep?”

“And why do you find it so hard to think someone might like you and want to do things for you?”

“We can’t just act without thinking anymore.”

“I know chickens with more brains than you!”

“Don’t threaten someone unless you’re certain you can carry out the threat.”

“The hardest lesson any of us must learn is there’s only so much we can do.”

“I wish that by now you could trust me.”

“Everyone I ever trusted sent me away.”

“I was reading.”

“You’re always reading. The only way people can ever talk to you is to interrupt.”

“You shimmer like a mirage of delight.”

“The joy of our nearness cooks my lovestruck heart.”

“I’m not sure that’s a compliment.”

“I hope you will think of a smart way to fight them. If you don’t, I will find a stupid way.”

“Something the matter, my lamb?”

“You don’t respect me.”

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