thenarratorsblog2013

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ᓚᘏᗢ 𖤣𖥧 <- cat sniffing flowers

[thenarratorsblog2013]

Well, I… found out why there’s two of us. Apparently we’re not the only ones, either.

@narrative-perfection

Not the only ones-?! There's more?! My god–why does it never end?...wait, no, forget i said that

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Of course I am! I'm sure everybody knows that by now though, but thank you

You are so cool, I wish Brit’s were real 😖🧡

I...have you erm, you know, ever seen a map of the world before? Yes? No? If not I highly recommend doing so

Because we are, in fact, real

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Perhaps you need to stop taking in so many conspiracy theories, hm?

You are so cool, I wish Brit’s were real 😖🧡

I...have you erm, you know, ever seen a map of the world before? Yes? No? If not I highly recommend doing so

Because we are, in fact, real

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You are so cool, I wish Brit’s were real 😖🧡

I...have you erm, you know, ever seen a map of the world before? Yes? No? If not I highly recommend doing so

Because we are, in fact, real

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Sdiybt 💛🖤🖤

Oh God not this new slang again, even Roby hates it! And I think that's saying something

...or maybe not, her English is pretty jumbled up as well now that I think about it

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My god- we had this conversation last night!

I am NOT going to die honestly I don't even know if I can now and I am NOT leaving you, alright? Because I hope so, I don't even know what made you get those ideas in the first place

i think narry is getting tired of me crying and having small breakdowns over the thought of him dying or leaving me for some reason

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>:(

“Go on, I don’t bite” But I Do. Watch Out

Sigh...another one of you? What's with you people and biting me-? Or throwing salt at me? Or chewing off all of my skin? Or-

On second thought, perhaps i should take a break from here, I don't know how much more of this abuse i can withstand

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Great, wonderful, just what i was expecting to do today, yes, this

“Go on, I don’t bite” But I Do. Watch Out

Sigh...another one of you? What's with you people and biting me-? Or throwing salt at me? Or chewing off all of my skin? Or-

On second thought, perhaps i should take a break from here, I don't know how much more of this abuse i can withstand

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I...see, well then

So are you saying you're going to "nip" at me as well?

“Go on, I don’t bite” But I Do. Watch Out

Sigh...another one of you? What's with you people and biting me-? Or throwing salt at me? Or chewing off all of my skin? Or-

On second thought, perhaps i should take a break from here, I don't know how much more of this abuse i can withstand

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Mhmm

“Go on, I don’t bite” But I Do. Watch Out

Sigh...another one of you? What's with you people and biting me-? Or throwing salt at me? Or chewing off all of my skin? Or-

On second thought, perhaps i should take a break from here, I don't know how much more of this abuse i can withstand

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Well, are you an animal?

“Go on, I don’t bite” But I Do. Watch Out

Sigh...another one of you? What's with you people and biting me-? Or throwing salt at me? Or chewing off all of my skin? Or-

On second thought, perhaps i should take a break from here, I don't know how much more of this abuse i can withstand

[thenarratorsblog2013]

“Go on, I don’t bite” But I Do. Watch Out

Sigh...another one of you? What's with you people and biting me-? Or throwing salt at me? Or chewing off all of my skin? Or-

On second thought, perhaps i should take a break from here, I don't know how much more of this abuse i can withstand

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chews off all of your skin

How incredibly rude! I take good care of that stuff, you know, quite a shame it's going all to waste now

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Oh, that's quite sweet actually, thank you

*holds out my hand for you to shake*

Ah, hello hello, finally a respectable person here

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Oh...how...thoughtful, but erm, this is rather awkward to say but clowns...do scare me a bit

This tiny clown won't, well, hurt me will it?

*holds out my hand for you to shake*

Ah, hello hello, finally a respectable person here

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*holds out my hand for you to shake*

Ah, hello hello, finally a respectable person here