theninthmember
theninthmember
eve, if you eat that apple you will die.
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Vessel, she/him. language savant. collector of cow plushies.
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theninthmember · 12 hours ago
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theninthmember · 16 hours ago
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one of my personal favorite tropes
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theninthmember · 18 hours ago
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everybody was normal fighting~ *non-racist riff*
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theninthmember · 20 hours ago
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remembering the scene in arrival when our linguist protagonist talks about how language is what separates humans from animals. and then a scientist she's talking to says hmm personally I think it's science that separates humans from animals. and I really wanted that scene to just keep going with experts from more fields weighing in on how their field of study is the most fundamental thing about humanity. just showing all their perspectives
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theninthmember · 1 day ago
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theninthmember · 1 day ago
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......suddenly struck by the idea for a piece of worldbuilding of "fae don't like iron bc it is the most stable element*"
*as in elements higher you can extract energy via fission and lower you can extract energy via fusion but iron itself there is no excess binding energy to extract at all
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theninthmember · 2 days ago
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theninthmember · 2 days ago
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when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 
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theninthmember · 2 days ago
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I FOUND THIS VINE AGAIN
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theninthmember · 2 days ago
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homeless trans woman needs rent deposit money
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the last post got over 900 notes which is great but only $157. so.
listen!! i have been on tumblr for over 15 years. i have also been homeless since january of 2024.
having now sorted out my legal issues for the time being, housing is now the immediate priority.
i am a recently arrived immigrant with multiple disabilities for which I am currently not receiving medical attention. they are getting worse due to my homelessness. please help me be done with this.
157/600$
ko-fi link - this link takes paypal, visa, and mastercard
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theninthmember · 2 days ago
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if the new king of the hill isn't about bobby giving couples therapy to chris griffon and bart simpson i'm out
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theninthmember · 2 days ago
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went into a wine shop the other day to buy pasta and they did not have pasta but they were doing a wine tasting so i thought what the hell. and got to chatting with the other woman there because we had both just come from the library and were comparing our books and sipping wine and turns out we’re both teachers so we got on the topic of phones in classrooms—and the guy pouring our wine was like ‘that’s actually a point of contention in one of my divorces right now.’
and i very delicately said ‘one of your divorces?’ and his eyes got really big and he said I’M A PARALEGAL
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theninthmember · 3 days ago
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theninthmember · 3 days ago
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i just remembered this British backpacking youtuber wanker who went to chechnya (he straight up said it like "chech-nyar") and he was getting a taxi ride and complimenting the car and saying it meant the guy was rich and this Chechen guy was like "you've come here from England and can pay for taxi rides, you are rich. I'm literally a taxi driver" and the guy got so fucking huffy about it because his whole brand was how low cost tourism he was. really helped cement my dislike for cunts who go to a much poorer country, start acting like they're in and savvy with the locals (while gentrifying their eating spots etc) and getting all white guilty about their position as a tourist with money in a strong currency with strong wages. what a cunt.
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theninthmember · 3 days ago
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Surgeon Elisabeth Potter films herself discussing her patient's denial with United Healthcare. this is the same surgeon who was sued by UHC for “defamation” back in February after she revealed that UHC interrupted her in the middle of an active surgery.
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theninthmember · 3 days ago
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NOPE (2022) dir. Jordan Peele
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theninthmember · 3 days ago
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getting real for a second, but my sister who i grew up with and shared the same parents + culture + upbringing + religion + schools + financial background + race, is transfem, so all other things being equal we've transitioned in opposite directions, and the absolute difference in the way we're treated and how we navigate the world on two sides of the same coin is fucking staggering.
i do not need transmascs whose only interaction with transfems is online to wax philosophical with me about how we all have it just as bad. we really don't. i love you rya and you deserve the world
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