thenoahxpuckerman

[thenoahxpuckerman]

Happy Valentine’s Day, dude. Hope it was a decent one for you.

Happy Valentine's to all you beautiful people 😘😘

[thenoahxpuckerman]

Puck: thanks, man. I appreciate that. More than you know, dude. I do know he misses his uncle finn.

Puck: Zade is a great help, but he’s a kid, you know? I don’t want him working like that when he’s so young. you don’t have to do that, man. I’d hate for you to spend off days helping.

Puck: no, no. i totally get it, dude! i only have one kid running around and i get tired out lol. you got a whole class of kids. i gotta give it to you. Puck: i would if i could. i got a lot of shit to do around here and zade can only help so much but damn does the kid try.

[thenoahxpuckerman]

Puck: no, no. i totally get it, dude! i only have one kid running around and i get tired out lol. you got a whole class of kids. i gotta give it to you. Puck: i would if i could. i got a lot of shit to do around here and zade can only help so much but damn does the kid try.

Finn: thank you, dude! i think so too. love the kids, don't get me wrong, but they definitely tire me out. Finn: give into it though man! i'm sure you deserve those days just as much.

[thenoahxpuckerman]

MEET PUCK

Full Name → Noah “Puck” Levi Puckerman

Age → 34

Birthday → October 19th, 1990

Order & Type → first, solo

Gender & Pronouns → cis man, he/him

Sexuality → bisexual

Occupation → owner of Whispering Pines Farm, retired United States Navy

THEIR STORY

(tw: alcoholism, teen pregnancy)

Growing up in a broken home on the outskirts of Ashford Valley, Puck had to fend for himself most of the time. At a young age, he was taking care of his siblings. Between his mom always working and his dad always on a drunk bender, it was up to him to keep up with the house and everything that pertained to it, other than paying the bills.

Once he had gotten older, and his mother kicked his father out, Puck decided to try and get away from the house as much as possible. Football was his main outlet. His outlet for hurt and rage. Surprisingly, he was good at it, especially wide receiver. With being wide receiver and the youngest starter, came popularity. With popularity, came girls. Girls. That became his everything. At least until Sophomore year of high school.

Sixteen. At sixteen, Puck had gotten someone pregnant. He had gotten careless. But it was with that, he grew up. Maybe not completely, but he wasn’t back to his old man-whore ways. By the end his Sophomore year, he was a father. A father at seventeen.

After barely graduating, Puck joined the Navy, hoping to give himself some discipline. Turns out, it was actually good for him. It allowed Puck to travel to places he probably would have never seen in his life, even if he was on a boat most of the time. One of the few times he was on land, he drunkenly got married.

The marriage lasted for three years. Out of the marriage, one of the only good things to come out of it was Zade, his now three year old. Currently, he has full custody of his son, and has moved back to Ashford Valley to establish himself in a place that he’s familiar with, and where he has family. Jumping the gun, he bought a run down farm on the outskirts of the bustling little town. Whispering Pines is now his safe haven for him and Zade.

[thenoahxpuckerman]

I can't tell you why someone else enjoys snow, but I can tell you why I do. It's the stillness of everything as the snow falls. The quiet that falls around you is just....relaxing. But yeah. Those are my reasons why. I say invest in some snow boots and just take your regular shoes with you. That way you're safe.

Please, please, please, someone remind me why we like snow again? My fingers and toes are frozen and I'm having trouble tapping into my childhood nostalgia and whimsy ever since I almost broke my tailbone at the entryway to my building.

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Puck: that sweater sounds like it'd be pretty soft or something. i don't know about you, but there are days that i just want to stay in bed, even without a sweater Puck: dude, you definitely deserve some warm cozy time

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Finn: my mom got me the coziest sweater for christmas and it's actually so hard to not want to just put it on and stay in bed whenever i don't have to do adulting stuff. Finn: hey, i'm a teacher. i totally deserve some warm cozy time, right?

[thenoahxpuckerman]

you seem super nice and I love that you opened a petting zoo!

[thenoahxpuckerman]

You think so? Awesome! Your first Christmas together sounds exciting, dude. It probably is a lot of pressure, but you know it will be well worth it in the end. I have a feeling you'll make it extra special for her, even if both days are literally next to each other. Just the fact that you want to separate both days says a lot.

Tree lightings and carolers sound like a solid plan already—I’ll definitely keep an eye on your updates to see what else you’ve got lined up. And yeah, Ana’s a Christmas Eve baby, so I’m trying to plan ahead and make it extra special since this is our first Christmas as a couple. I want to make sure it feels like both her birthday and the holidays get the attention they deserve. No pressure, right?

[thenoahxpuckerman]

Honestly, I'd love the help. It's just been me, so you just might be that breath of fresh air that I need to get more things into gear. I think you might be on to something, Fabray. Like I said, breath of fresh air. Your ideas are at least slightly better than my little assistants.

That sounds like it'll be a lot of fun. Do you need any help with the last minute details? I wonder if you could throw in some sort of ornament decorating and s'mores. Or even do like a corn maze, but instead of corn, make it Christmas lights? And, obviously, meeting Santa at something would have to be a non negotiable.

[thenoahxpuckerman]

I'm working on finalizing a few details for later dates in the month, close to Christmas. Oh yeah, no. I don't think you'll be able to top a puppy. The petting zoo is still going. The animals were moved to barns so all parties can stay warm. I'm working on getting Santa out here one night for the kids. Or I'll play Santa myself one.

Ooh, what kind of Christmas activities? I'm trying to see what sort of activities to do with Anya this Christmas, I don't think I'll top last year since I bought her a puppy rofl. But anything on a farm, especially involving animals, she'll go crazy for.

[thenoahxpuckerman]

I'm just trying to give this town options, you know? But also not clash with any other activities that will be going on. Well, I know the 6th is going to be the tree lightings. I'm trying to finalize a carolers and hot chocolate night. Quinn also gave me some ideas, so I might be trying to round those up ASAP. But just keep an eye out on the farm's Instagram or Facebook. I'll be posting more there. Dude, she's a Christmas Eve kid? That's a lot at one time, but she also gets all the presents.

Sounds like you're keeping yourself busy. Any chance we can know some of these Christmas activities ahead of time? You know, in case some of us want to potentially plan a fun Christmas surprise for our girlfriends or significant others. I mean, I know it's early, but when your girlfriend is both a Christmas Eve baby and loves Christmas in general, it's best to plan ahead when possible.

[thenoahxpuckerman]

Is there something wrong with small town?

I don't think anything else I've heard since being here has screamed small town as much as this statement.

[thenoahxpuckerman]

Nothing is too top secret, I guess. There's some tree lighting and I have to finalize the night for carolers and hot chocolate. I'm still thinking of other things I could possibly do in such little time.

Any teasers that you can share for these upcoming Christmas activities? Or are they top secret until you finalize them?

[thenoahxpuckerman]

Sweet! I don't want to take up both of your days, dude. But I am an early riser. Gotta be around here. I don't know what to do with myself then. But I have an idea of what I'd like your help with. Probably just do the barn and some of the trees closest to the house and barn.

Consider it done! I'm free for the next two days. Are you one of those early-ass morning risers? I'm usually up around 6 on my off days. Zade and I will chill for a bit so you can do your thing after we get the decorations up.

[thenoahxpuckerman]

Honestly, dude? I would love an extra set of hands. I'm still working on everything I would like to do, but I already have a few plans. I could also feed you as well. Plus Zade would probably just want to hang out with you.

You looking for an extra set of hands to help you get things up and running at your farm? Got my own tools and ladder, plus a cooler full of beers.

[thenoahxpuckerman]

Just giving everyone a heads up that decorations for Whispering Pines Farm with be slowly coming together. The Farm will be decked out by December 1st, and there just might be a few extra Christmas activities planned as well. I will do my best to keep everyone updated.

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Running his hand through his hair, Puck was either feeling snack-ish or could have possibly just been wanting to get a break from the crowd. He couldn't exactly tell. Making his way towards the food tables, he noticed someone organizing everything and it made him very curious. As she got to the last of what she was doing, Puck had made his way to a few feet from her, but in her view. A slight laugh escaped him before he shook his head. "Honestly, I wasn't paying attention to them before. But I noticed you were like a busy bee over here." Puck took a step closer towards Lauryn. "I don't know if it was my stomach or the curiosity of what you were doing that brought me over this way."

Lauryn's perfectionism had once again kicked in. She'd been enjoying herself, for sure, but then she'd caught sight of the food tables and the rather haphazard way the various foods people had brought had been placed onto them. And, before she knew it, she'd ventured over to them and began sorting them and making them look a little neater herself. It was only as she finally stood back and was inspecting her work that she caught the look on someone's face standing right near her. "Oh, hi!" she greeted before pausing, trailing off as she realized they'd probably caught her in the act. "Okay, before you say anything, in my defense, you can't tell me the food tables don't look much better organized now."