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Someone come take wigglypaint away from me please I can't stop lol

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I want to spank it.

They should just let you hit the melee button and let you harass your squad mates for the true homophobic homoerotic army experience.

You just know the deathwatch had cataclysmic games of high intensity grab ass

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special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

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BTW Kharntsune lifts bro 💪

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Why is Warhammer 40,000 named Warhammer if there's no titular Warhammer? I've yet to see one that's tremendously noteworthy, let alone 40,000 of the things.

Finally, someone asking the REAL lore questions

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Fulgrim: You’re kind of a red flag, brother.

Konrad: I am not a red flag. I told everyone what’s wrong with me, so that makes me a caution sign at worst.

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Osprey

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OH MY GOODNESS I DIDNT EXPECT ANYONE TO ACTUALLY SEE THAT 😭😭😭 I LOVE YOU SM FOR THAT!,!!

why would they adapt him to eat lettuce

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why would they adapt him to eat lettuce

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I love how much of warhammer 40k is clearly a bunch of white dudes sitting around, thinking up the worst shit imaginable and going "thank god that could never happen to me, the cishet white guy"

angron is a one for one depiction of slavery, yet is painted as the bad guy for wanting to stand against oppression

mortarion is disabled and constantly has his decisions taken away from him by able bodied people only to be seen as moody and uncooperative

magnus is gay or trans or both. literally a guy blamed for something he was born with that he cannot control and told you're bad if you explore this part of yourself. also you're illegal now

fulgrim was actively encouraged to pursue perfection, despite never being good enough for others. he pushed any personal pleasure aside for an uncaring crusade and then is demonized for saying "fuck it, I'll have fun"

lorgar. also known as "this is why you don't abuse your kids"

horus is the golden child who's sent out into the world by himself only to find out Gee, Maybe I'm Not Ready because good ol dad did everything for him then told him "figure it out lol"

alpharius omegon are the autistic kids who don't understand why pops is doing this, maybe we should do things a little different than "blood soaked crusade"

perturabo is the burnout middle kid who did everything to impress his father only to be told "that's what's expected of you" who then got mad since acting out was the only way he got attention

konrad curze has a mental disorder. and is abused because of it

all of these characters were so close to being some of the best representation for minorities we could get in media only for gw to eat shit right at the finish line because they can't commit to an actual story. and it's amazing just how little these writers understand that the things they depict are all real things that people suffer through every day, and are demonized for every single day, especially when we are told these characters are irredeemable and should be destroyed, no questions asked

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Aatrox my big beautiful wife

tiktok ver

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forbidden knowledge

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space marine sex

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I challenge you to hold your murder parasite like a cat

@wazzappp you're welcome uvu

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Iron warrior taking care of its Daemon engine M41 colourised.